FL Senator Marco Rubio, desperately trying to regain “presidential timber” status with the bug-fuck crazy GOP base before male pattern baldness robs him of his chief political asset, dusts off the Domino Theory in a WaPo op-ed:
Vladimir Putin’s annexation of Crimea is a direct challenge and long-term threat to the post-World War II international order for which the United States and our allies have made great sacrifices over the past seven decades. If Putin is allowed to take land from a neighboring nation through deceit and raw military force without serious consequences, the precedent could have global repercussions, including in Asia.
Some have suggested that Crimea is not worth triggering tensions with Russia, given other interests that are more important. While it is best to avoid conflict whenever possible, history shows that illegitimate aggressions that go unchallenged are a virtual guarantee of even more dangerous conflict in the future.
First of all, no one is suggesting a tension-free response to the Crimea annexation, you dishonest fuck – we’ve already suspended Putin’s Netflix account, for chrissakes! But you know what else history shows, Rubio, you ignorant fuck? That the Domino Theory was bullshit and that basing foreign policy on it violently ended millions of lives and ruined countless more. The ignorant, lying fuck-knuckle goes on:
I welcome the fact that Vice President Biden is in the region this week to bring a message of reassurance to our allies and partners. I hope those assurances include a specific and clear response to requests by Georgia and Ukraine for lethal military support from the United States. It is shameful that even as Russia attempts to carve up Ukrainian territory, Ukraine’s request for weapons, intelligence sharing and other assistance has been turned down by the Obama administration. We also need to deploy additional military assets and even U.S. personnel to our allies, including Poland and the Baltic states.
Military advisors and boots on the ground — what an original idea, tough guy! Only this time, let us know when the neo-con spawn have enlisted to lead the charge against the
godless commies post-Soviet revanchists. The rest of us have invested enough blood, treasure and heartache in your global pissing contests. Fuckhead.