For people who ask whether or not it is cold enough out there for you when it’s so cold and windy that if you sneeze it flies back into your face and freezes on your cheek. I’ve been some pretty cold places (Baumholder, Germany, in the middle of winter with a heater broken on my tank), but this just sucks, and I’m older now.
Both my garage door and back door froze shut at various points, and I had to carry Lily outside to piss. And no, footies would not have helped. I opened the back door and she was three feet away and got hit in the face with a blast of frigid wind, immediately gave her “fuck that noise” face, and ran back into the bedroom under the comforter.
Big game tonight? We rooting for the Florida team for our favorite Cracker?