Postcard Patriots Voting Plan Illustrations, as promised:
204 Voting Plans for Jackals!
Last updated 10/18/20.
A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)
What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?
Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
This is a big f—–g deal.
This is how realignments happen…
This is all too absurd to be reality, right?
The willow is too close to the house.
JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?
All this crying. this is why i don’t click on stuff.
What fresh hell is this?
How do you get liars to care about the truth?
You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.
I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.
Consistently wrong since 2002
I don’t care how fun he is after a few whiskies. fuck that guy.
No one could have predicted…
My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.
It was down to kool-aid drinkers and next of kin at the trump White House
Fuck these fucking interesting times.
We have all the best words.
Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.
The house always wins.
So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.
We still have time to mess this up!
Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.
Militantly superior in their own minds…
I did not have this on my fuck 2020 bingo card.
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