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Open Thread: Trumpocalypse, Naw

by Anne Laurie|  July 3, 20196:39 pm| 72 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Repubs in Disarray!, Bring on the Brawndo!, Our Awesome Meritocracy, Schadenfreude, WIN THE MORNING

Our July 4th Salute to America at the Lincoln Memorial is looking to be really big. It will be the show of a lifetime!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2019

The big question for the fireworks display that is concerning folks around potus, per multiple administration officials – will the crowds actually show up, or will this be inauguration redux?

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) July 3, 2019

“An informal survey of more than a half dozen Trump donors and allies showed that none plan to attend. Several Republicans close to the White House returned POLITICO’s calls from beaches at least one plane ride away from Washington.” https://t.co/1WB0H2ZdIV

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) July 3, 2019

… “They started this too late and everyone has plans already,” said Dan Eberhart, a Republican donor and CEO of the drilling services company Canary, LLC. “Everyone will be there in spirit, but in reality, people planned their July 4th activities weeks ago.”

Less than 36 hours before the event, White House aides were crafting Trump’s speech, while administration and RNC officials finalized the guest lists.

A White House official declined to explain the system for handing out tickets or the various tiers of VIP access, except to say the reserved seating area — extending from the steps of the Lincoln Memorial to the middle the reflecting pool — will feature veterans, Trump family and friends and special guests. The first lady, vice president and second lady, and a number of Cabinet officials are expected to attend, as well as several senior White House officials — though the aide stressed this, too, was still coming together.

“They are creating this thing from scratch, and I do not know if anyone knows how it will go off,” said another White House aide. “There are questions about the ticket distribution and who will show up. The weather might be bad. Heads are spinning.”…

The Trump event has caused tension throughout Washington during what is a typically a quiet vacation week. Congress is on recess and many D.C. residents typically use this stretch of time to escape D.C.’s humidity…

Nothing sums up the Trump administration quite like being unprepared to celebrate a holiday that's occurred on the same day since the 18th century https://t.co/3c5f4bbQD7

— Gregg Carlstrom (@glcarlstrom) July 3, 2019

2 tanks + 2 Bradleys parked on the National Mall is simultaneously a hideous message about militarism over democracy AND a limp, pathetic attempt to placate the most toddlerish of boomers.

It's the Red Square equivalent of a bouncy castle.

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) July 3, 2019

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Graphically Terrible

by Anne Laurie|  June 18, 20196:06 am| 211 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Repubs in Disarray!, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Assholes, I Smell a Pulitzer!, WIN THE MORNING

(Rubes via GoComics.com)
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Hey, the worst we have to worry about is Handsy Uncle Joe, an ‘independent’ who’s leaking support, and approximately a bakers dozen of disgruntled white dudes who can’t get traction. The Repubs are stuck with the Squatter-in-Chief, the half-bright diehards at the core of his personality cult, and the uncertain mercies of foreign oligarchs…

This has become a “week long story” because Trump is an undisciplined jerk and because of it he’s behind

IOW it’s true

https://t.co/gWCDO7hy6G

— Greg Dworkin (@DemFromCT) June 18, 2019

As President Trump prepares to formally launch his reelection bid Tuesday, his allies are trying to tamp down headlines that depict his campaign as trailing top Democrats, beset by withering leaks and unable to keep internal tensions from spilling into public view.

The 2020 drama intensified over the weekend, as Trump’s campaign abruptly fired three of its pollsters, including one polling firm formerly owned by Kellyanne Conway, the president’s adviser and former campaign manager.

Privately and publicly, campaign advisers fumed over the leak of internal polling data that showed Trump far behind former vice president Joe Biden in key states — a pattern that has touched a nerve with the president…

While an economy with low unemployment and steady growth would normally be a solid tail wind for an incumbent president, the Trump campaign is facing signs of a tough path to reelection.

The 17-state poll conducted by the campaign in March, for example, showed Trump trailing Biden by double digits in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Florida and Michigan, ABC reported Friday. Trump’s approval rating has also been stuck around the 40 percent mark throughout his term…

(Walt Handelsman via GoComics.com)
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C.R.E.A.M. Open Thread: Guacamole Lovers, Rejoice!

by Anne Laurie|  June 8, 20199:17 am| 136 Comments

This post is in: Free Markets Solve Everything, Mexico, Open Threads, WIN THE MORNING

Looks like Mexico agreed to a bunch of adjectives. Art of the deal.

— Sam Bagenstos (@sbagen) June 8, 2019

Mexico broke into its Strategic Superlatives stockpile, so — as of 6:15am EDT — our imported avocados remain affordable…

“President Trump called off his plan to impose tariffs on all Mexican goods on Friday night and announced on Twitter that the United States had reached an agreement with Mexico”@shearm https://t.co/N0NjVloa54 via ⁦@nytimes⁩

— Michael Tackett (@tackettdc) June 8, 2019

For some reason, Democrats (and other sane people) fail to be overawed by the Squatter-in-Chief’s “accomplishment”!

This is an historic night!@realDonaldTrump has announced that he has cut a deal to “greatly reduce, or eliminate, Illegal Immigration coming from Mexico and into the United States.”

Now that that problem is solved, I’m sure we won’t be hearing any more about it in the future. https://t.co/DNNfbevkGP

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) June 8, 2019

1. Let Trump prove what he got. 2. Let Mexico confirm they got something. 3. Otherwise assume whole thing was a fraud. Why does he deserve benefit of the doubt? His — oh we can avoid this — started just after atrocious job #'s. Coincidence? I think not!

— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) June 8, 2019

I guess Waters called it too. https://t.co/rPYJxSmi7D

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) June 8, 2019

Of COURSE he called off the tariffs.

He had to wait until the entire clickservative Trump media wrote 500000 words about how AMAAAAZING tariffs are, and how Trump STRONG LIKE BULL. pic.twitter.com/TWbTVIWEm6

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 8, 2019

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Jared Kushner’s “SWAT Team”: Early Contender for Dumbest Idea of the Week

by Anne Laurie|  March 27, 201710:13 am| 261 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel, Assholes, WIN THE MORNING

Kushner: "The government should be run like a great American company." This is a harbinger of a doomed initiative. https://t.co/tS7Q1T2PY4

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) March 27, 2017

I admit that’s a high bar in these turbulent days, but this new Trumpstunt is such a shining stinking exemplar of every half-bright, wholly-dishonest sackful of grift and self-deception that I’m not sure it won’t have been declared inoperative by the time this is scheduled to show up on the front page. From the Washington Post:

President Trump plans to unveil a new White House office on Monday with sweeping authority to overhaul the federal bureaucracy and fulfill key campaign promises — such as reforming care for veterans and fighting opioid addiction — by harvesting ideas from the business world and, potentially, privatizing some government functions.

The White House Office of American Innovation, to be led by Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and senior adviser, will operate as its own nimble power center within the West Wing and will report directly to Trump. Viewed internally as a SWAT team of strategic consultants, the office will be staffed by former business executives and is designed to infuse fresh thinking into Washington, float above the daily political grind and create a lasting legacy for a president still searching for signature achievements…

In a White House riven at times by disorder and competing factions, the innovation office represents an expansion of Kushner’s already far-reaching influence. The 36-year-old former real estate and media executive will continue to wear many hats, driving foreign and domestic policy as well as decisions on presidential personnel. He also is a shadow diplomat, serving as Trump’s lead adviser on relations with China, Mexico, Canada and the Middle East.

The work of White House chief strategist Stephen K. Bannon has drawn considerable attention, especially after his call for the “deconstruction of the administrative state.” But Bannon will have no formal role in the innovation office, which Trump advisers described as an incubator of sleek transformation as opposed to deconstruction…

Bannon’s a mucker and a mean drunk, but he’s not dumb or vicious enough to let his name be associated with this disaster-in-the-making. Take it away, internets!…

Once you dig through 7 layers of bullshit, you get to the real goal of Jared's latest grand adventure. pic.twitter.com/4rbW0Hvcff

— Schooley (@Rschooley) March 27, 2017

Also what is it these idiots think SWAT teams do?

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) March 27, 2017

@mattyglesias kick in the doors of freedom and deliver a flash bang of efficiency to the face of the American public

— Stephen Powaga (@spowaga) March 27, 2017

That, "Am I going to have to visit this dad in FPC Montgomery too?" look. pic.twitter.com/CxQYOV387R

— Schooley (@Rschooley) March 27, 2017

Thank goodness Hillary Clinton, who would have let family members exercise the levers of power, isn't the president. https://t.co/pfphhP6u6P pic.twitter.com/EAbb40onlv

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) March 27, 2017

Jared's workload: 15% Middle East, 5% Mexico, 10% China, 2% supervising Tillerson, 10% gov as biz, 58% spinning media to appear as good guy.

— Jorge Guajardo (@jorge_guajardo) March 27, 2017

Kushner is unqualified and a nepotism hire but, on the plus side, as a Trump appointee, he'll probably get nothing done. https://t.co/8SHBSKrYk5

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) March 27, 2017

Some big names in tech are helping Trump and Jared Kushner set up a new "innovation office" https://t.co/CJH2koxmj4 pic.twitter.com/r42O8bVKiY

— Farhad Manjoo (@fmanjoo) March 27, 2017

what if we made the wall… an app https://t.co/A5jUFoRST9

— extremely volcel guy (@thetomzone) March 27, 2017

It is mystifying to roll this out two days after the first White House legislation got chewed by longstanding war https://t.co/xux3F5TCe4

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 27, 2017

Good luck, Jared! pic.twitter.com/flZBKE9AQ0

— Schooley (@Rschooley) March 27, 2017

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Dumb idea of the week

by David Anderson|  August 3, 201610:01 am| 143 Comments

This post is in: Because of wow., Election 2016, Vote Like Your Country Depends On It, Assholes, DC Press Corpse, Even the "Liberal" New Republic, Somewhere a Village is Missing its Idiot, Very Serious People, WIN THE MORNING

And this is not even directly related to Trump.

What if Hillary offered Republicans one SCOTUS pick? Would that open the floodgates for skeptical Republicans to rescind support for Trump?

— Ryan Lizza (@RyanLizza) August 2, 2016

my first response is to ask if Ryan Lizza guzzles anti-freeze for breakfast as this is breathtakingly stupid.

Let’s make a few assumptions that I think are verifiable within reality.

a) Hillary Clinton has in all projection systems been favored to win the White House at all points to varying degrees (except the 538 click-bait now-cast)
b) A Republican appointed or de facto appointed Supreme Court median judge produces significantly different policy and political outcomes than a median Supreme Court justice that represents a typical Democratic nominee.
c) The Clinton campaign is better run than the Trump campaign.

Now let’s make a few more slightly shakier assumptions.

d) The Democratic coalition has good reason to believe it is a dominant Presidential level coalition ( 5 out 6 most recent elections had Dem popular vote pluralities etc)
e) The Republican coalition is a maxed out coalition with significant headwinds due to higher death and lower replacement rates of their core voters compared to Democratic core voting blocks.
f) The Donald is a dumpster fire which excerbates E

In football analytics terms, Clinton is ahead and she can win with a good, productive 8 minute offense of low variance but efficient plays. There is little reason for the Clinton campaign to adopt high variance vertical shots down the field to score when she is already up 9 with a better quarterback and a better defense. Scoring point is nice but running time off the clock and winning field position works almost as well. Interceptions and fumbles would dramatically drop win probability compared to a counterfactual of boring productive plays.

Promising to nominate a typical Republican judge as the median SCOTUS vote in order to try to capture 2% to 5% of the core Republican vote is a high variance play for a Democratic nominee. It could be worth it if the nominee was down 9 points with three months left. But that is not the case. Promising to nominate a Kennedy clone or more likely a Roberts clone may or may not get any Republican votes as a Trump Administration would nominate at least a Roberts if not an Alito clone anyways while it would cause a lot of trouble on the left flank. That could be acceptable if the left flank was legitimately faced with a “this sucks but it is the only chance to avoid the true suckage of four years of Trump” choice but that is not the choice out there.

Therefore this is the stupidest thing I’ve read this week.

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LOSE THE MORNING

by Zandar|  January 29, 20168:16 am| 81 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Hail to the Hairpiece, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, DC Press Corpse, I Smell a Pulitzer!, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All, WIN THE MORNING

The Politico team will be no more after the 2016 Hunger Games as founders Jim VandeHei and Mike Allen are evacuating the smoking remains of the Village by helicopter.

In what can be described only as a cataclysm in Beltway media, CEO Jim VandeHei is leaving Politico, the eight-year-old politics website that shook up Washington journalism, according to sources and reports by Huffington Postand CNNMoney.

And in what can be described only as a mega-cataclysm, Politico Chief White House correspondent Mike Allen is joining VandeHei in rushing toward the exits of Politico’s Rosslyn headquarters. Allen writes the daily franchise newsletter “Politico Playbook.” A bearer of occasional scoops, Allen is the driver of very frequent revenue. Weekly sponsorships for “Playbook” run in the $50,000 to $60,000 range this year, depending on the news cycle. And that’s not even rolling in the big money that comes from “Politico Playbook” conferences/interviews anchored by Allen. His work alone — complete with ethical issues — subsidized a platoon of Politico reporters.

It doesn’t end there: Kim Kingsley, the Chief Operating Officer is leaving as well. Kingsley has provided the glue that bridged Politico’s newsroom and its business side as the site sprinted to revenues approaching $20 million just years after launching. She headed the colonization of radio and cable-news airwaves that helped establish Politico as a preferred Washington source both for readers and advertisers. The company’s successful events business was also an obsession of Kingsley’s. Other departures are Danielle Jones and Chief Revenue Officer Roy Schwartz.

VandeHei, Allen and Schwartz will stay through the 2016 election; the others will leave on earlier timetables. Editor-in-Chief John Harris will say on board and take on the additional title of publisher.

Politico as we’ve come to know it is no longer.

The disintegration appears to be over money issues, as most business problems seem to be, and surely most of these folks will land on their feet.  But Politico’s particularly toxic brand of Beltway both-siderism has surely taken a beating in the era of LOL PMURT NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE, and I’m thinking since the rules of Beltway “journalism” have been thoroughly napalmed over the last six months, Jim and Mike are getting off the playground where they’ve realized that they’re no longer the guys in charge of giving out all the kickballs.

I can think of a couple hundred Villagers who need to follow those two out the door, too.

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Sow The Trump, Reap The Whirltrump

by Zandar|  December 10, 20158:44 am| 169 Comments

This post is in: Fables Of The Reconstruction, Hail to the Hairpiece, Post-racial America, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Assholes, Flash Mob of Hate, Our Failed Political Establishment, Sociopaths, WIN THE MORNING

The Trump campaign, not racist or anything, just number one with white supremacists as Team WIN THE MORNING accidentally commits journalism to tell us.

The Ku Klux Klan is using Donald Trump as a talking point in its outreach efforts. Stormfront, the most prominent American white supremacist website, is upgrading its servers in part to cope with a Trump traffic spike. And former Louisiana Rep. David Duke reports that the businessman has given more Americans cover to speak out loud about white nationalism than at any time since his own political campaigns in the 1990s.

As hate group monitors at the Southern Poverty Law Center and the Anti-Defamation League warn that Trump’s rhetoric is conducive to anti-Muslim violence, white nationalist leaders are capitalizing on his candidacy to invigorate and expand their movement.

“Demoralization has been the biggest enemy and Trump is changing all that,” said Stormfront founder Don Black, who reports additional listeners and call volume to his phone-in radio show, in addition to the site’s traffic bump. Black predicts that the white nationalist forces set in motion by Trump will be a legacy that outlives the businessman’s political career. “He’s certainly creating a movement that will continue independently of him even if he does fold at some point.”

Yes, that movement is called “The Republican Party” as Bloomberg News reminds us.

Almost two-thirds of likely 2016 Republican primary voters favor Donald Trump’s call to temporarily ban Muslims from entering the U.S., while more than a third say it makes them more likely to vote for him.

Those are some of the findings from a Bloomberg Politics/Purple Strategies PulsePoll, an online survey conducted Tuesday, that shows support at 37 percent among all likely general-election voters for the controversial proposal put forward by the Republican front-runner.

“We believe these numbers are made up of some people who are truly expressing religious bigotry and others who are fearful about terrorism and are willing to do anything they think might make us safer,” Doug Usher, who runs polling for Washington-based Purple Strategies, said in his analysis of the findings. “This indicates that, despite some conventional wisdom expressed in the last 48 hours, this is unlikely to hurt Trump at least in the primary campaign.”

Why would it, when the entire party is currently running a dozen nativist assholes for President and has been as loudly and as boldly racist as possible for a long time and virulently so since Barack Obama came on the national scene?  Why would it when a bunch of Republican governors are trying to kick brown people out of their states? Why would it when you have a racist asshole base that finds Trump’s nuclear-powered foghorn hate speech towards anyone darker than a paper bag a refreshing reason to vote for the guy?

Trump is not the cause, he is the inevitable result of today’s GOP, and much like herpes the body politic breaks out in overt racism and produces pustules like The Donald time and time again in American history, it’s just a matter of how big they get and how sick we get before they are lanced.  The names are different, the disease remains the same, and America has been infected with it since the start, kids.

The fact is if he was the GOP nominee, he’d get 45% of the popular vote minimum. Maybe he’d lose 55-45 to Clinton or Sanders, but maybe not. And if anything, Trump is heavy cover for the kinder, gentler racist fascism of Cruz, Rubio, Carson, and the rest of the GOP. The country club section of the party on their fainting couches saying that Trump doesn’t represent them were very happy to support calls to limit Middle Eastern immigration to Christians.

Trump is just the latest face on this evil Mr. Potato Head of nativist hatred, the problem is with all the Republicans who like the cut of his jib…and oh yeah, the Democrats looking the other way and/or still playing the “not a dime’s worth of difference” game.

We’re just going to have to weed out the garden again, and that’s going to take work.  It’s what we do, but damn it would be nice if we just got a backhoe and dug up the whole place one of these decades, huh.

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