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I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

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Mid-Morning Open Thread

by Tom Levenson|  December 15, 201711:06 am| 62 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Fucked-up-edness, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

The Good:

I love stories like this:

With the help of his professor, Gary Urton, a scholar of Pre-Columbian studies, Medrano interpreted a set of six khipus, knotted cords used for record keeping in the Inca Empire. By matching the khipus to a colonial-era Spanish census document, Medrano and Urton uncovered the meaning of the cords in greater detail than ever before. Their findings could contribute to a better understanding of daily life in the Andean civilization.

The Bad:

Using taxpayer dollars, the Environmental Protection Agency has hired a cutting-edge Republican PR firm that specializes in digging up opposition research to help Administrator Scott Pruitt’s office track and shape press coverage of the agency.

According to federal contracting records, earlier this month Pruitt’s office inked a no-bid $120,000 contract with Definers Corp., a Virginia-based public relations firm founded by Matt Rhoades, who managed Mitt Romney’s 2012 presidential campaign.

Pretty much par for the course, I know: when reality offends you, make your own. But on our dime and to the end of wrecking the environmental infrastructure on which we all depend.

And, by popular (aka Schrodinger’s Cat) demand…

The Tikka:

Open thread, y’all.

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Paramus

by Cheryl Rofer|  October 1, 20172:30 pm| 108 Comments

This post is in: Absent Friends, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own, Serenity Now!

I grew up in Bergen County and I must differ with Lucinda Rosenfeld’s attribution of Jared Kushner’s entitlement to his growing up there. I was there somewhat earlier than she was, though.

The neighborhood I grew up in was ethnically mixed, although yes, white. Czech, German, Irish, longer-time American, and, overlaid, Jewish and Christian. We were Democrats and Republicans. We were too working-class to aspire to the heights of New York society. We kids would have disdained that anyway. We had the local playground, the railroad tracks that our parents wished we wouldn’t frequent, and buses to get to the next town. Who needed more? We had good schools that continue to be good.  The diversity mix has changed, but diversity there is.

It particularly pains me when I read that Kushner attended a private school in Paramus. Paramus was, for me, a magical place.

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Site News: Hurricane

by Alain Chamot (1971-2020)|  September 10, 201710:07 am| 35 Comments

This post is in: Changing Climate, Climate Change, Climate Change Solutions, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own, Into the weeds, Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue, Not Normal

(This is a re-post from Saturday evening for those who may have missed it)

Folks,

Our hosting company, Hosting Matters, is in reach of Irma. So lines or power could go down and so could this site. They have generators, backups, all kinds of great and groovy stufff, but shit happens.

Luckily, we have a test server. Right now, it’s configured for test usage, not live site usage. So please don’t go there to check it out. But, should the main site go down, I will upgrade the memory and processers so you can use it instead. It is hosted far away from Irma (or José, for that matter!)

Even after memory and CPU upgrades, it will be much less powerful then the main server, but it will work to keep the community going.

Please consider the site a resource to help get through Irma, and whatever cruel twist of fate José might offer.

Your normal nyms should work, and it should work and look like the main site but there may be twitches – it’s a development, testing, and staging site.

The site is at https://test.balloon-juice.com

I will repost this post over the next day or so, stopping when the threat to the main site has passed.

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Site News: Hurricane

by Alain Chamot (1971-2020)|  September 9, 20178:42 pm| 91 Comments

This post is in: Changing Climate, Climate Change, Climate Change Solutions, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own, Into the weeds, Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue, Not Normal

Folks,

Our hosting company, Hosting Matters, is in reach of Irma. So lines or power could go down and so could this site. They have generators, backups, all kinds of great and groovy stufff, but shit happens.

Luckily, we have a test server. Right now, it’s configured for test usage, not live site usage. So please don’t go there to check it out. But, should the main site go down, I will upgrade the memory and processers so you can use it instead. It is hosted far away from Irma (or José, for that matter!)

Even after memory and CPU upgrades, it will be much less powerful then the main server, but it will work to keep the community going.

Please consider the site a resource to help get through Irma, and whatever cruel twist of fate José might offer.

Your normal nyms should work, and it should work and look like the main site but there may be twitches – it’s a development, testing, and staging site.

The site is at https://test.balloon-juice.com

I will repost this post over the next day or so, stopping when the threat to the main site has passed.

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Russiagate Open Thread: Nastygram, Incoming!

by Anne Laurie|  September 2, 20172:22 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Foreign Affairs, Republican Venality, Russiagate, Trump Crime Cartel, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

Breaking: Trump’s longtime aide Keith Schiller, who delivered Comey firing letter, tells people he has decided to leave WH –@DanaBashCNN

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) September 1, 2017

It’s just no FUN anymore! Schiller’s been The Donald’s personal bodyguard/bagman for almost twenty years — he was the guy who delivered the letter firing Comey to the FBI. It *could* just be a coincidence that he decides to jump ship right now… Per CNN:

… Schiller has told associates within the last two weeks that he plans to leave the White House at the end of September or in early October, the sources said. Schiller has told people his primary reason for leaving was financial, the sources said. Schiller earns a $165,000 annual salary at the White House — a downgrade from his annual earnings before he followed Trump to the White House…

The sources stressed that Schiller’s reasoning was primarily financial, but one source said Schiller has also grown frustrated with the new system installed by White House chief of staff John Kelly aimed at restricting access to the President. Schiller has complained that he must call into the White House switchboard to reach Trump over the phone, one source said…

Mueller obtains letter that Trump & Stephen Miller drafted (but never sent) before firing of James Comey. https://t.co/sLTDkUCUlE pic.twitter.com/6hef2YYMWz

— Jim Roberts (@nycjim) September 1, 2017

The idea of Stephen Miller and Trump writing a letter together must give the Trump legal team big league heartburn.

— Jim Roberts (@nycjim) September 1, 2017

The NYTimes broke the story:

The special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, has obtained a letter drafted by President Trump and a top political aide that offered an unvarnished view of Mr. Trump’s thinking in the days before the president fired the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey.

The circumstances and reasons for the firing are believed to be a significant element of Mr. Mueller’s investigation, which includes whether Mr. Trump obstructed justice by firing Mr. Comey.

The letter, drafted in May, was met with opposition from Donald F. McGahn II, the White House counsel, who believed that its angry, meandering tone was problematic, according to interviews with a dozen administration officials and others briefed on the matter. Among Mr. McGahn’s concerns were references to private conversations the president had with Mr. Comey, including times when the F.B.I. director told Mr. Trump he was not under investigation in the F.B.I.’s ongoing Russia inquiry.

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Open Thread: More “Nuremberg in the Desert”

by Anne Laurie|  August 22, 201711:53 pm| 113 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Post-racial America, Republican Stupidity, Are these Nazis Walter?, Assholes, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

From the beginning of the rally…

In this 15+ minute rehashing of remarks – no mention that Trump blamed "both sides" for violence, which was a *critical* piece.

— Ali Vitali (@alivitali) August 23, 2017

The message of this speech is that the media committed the greatest Charlottesville-related crimes, and the victim was Donald J. Trump.

— Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) August 23, 2017

"And yes, by the way, they are trying to take away our history and our heritage, you see that," Trump adds.

— Ali Vitali (@alivitali) August 23, 2017

That's noteworthy: first time, I believe, Trump has said "antifa"

— Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire) August 23, 2017

This isn’t about cleaning up his comments for the general public. Backed into corner, Trump is trying to use Cville backlash to rally base

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) August 23, 2017

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Call your Senator

by David Anderson|  July 24, 20177:00 am| 33 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, Anderson On Health Insurance, Election 2018, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

Right now the word is that the Senate is voting on something healthcare related tomorrow.

Does anyone know what the bill will be?

Is it the BCRA with a half dozen Byrd droppings?

Is it the BCRA with half a dozen Byrd droppings and the Cruz amendment?

Is it the AHCA?

Is it the 2015 show-me reconcilitaion bill that got vetoed by President Obama?

Is it complete repeal and delay ORRA?

No one knows.

That is not normal.

That is not healthy.

That is not safe.

But it is the reality that we are facing.

So call your Senator and tell them what you think about the wisdom of voting without knowing a goddamn thing about the subject.

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