Assholes

Trump’s doctors gave an update of sorts, and basically all we really know is he is not dead. They otherwise gave no information, although they did blow the coverup over when he was diagnosed:

At a Saturday morning press conference, President Trump’s medical team suggested that the President knew he tested positive for coronavirus earlier than has been previously reported. Dr. Sean Conley, Trump’s physician, said that we’re “72 hours into the diagnosis,” meaning the President could have test positive as early as Wednesday.

At a press conference, Trump’s medical team at Walter Reed said the president is fever-free and that they are “extremely happy” with the progress the president has made. But the team refused to answer key questions about when the president was first diagnosed, first symptomatic and whether he had received supplemental oxygen.

We don’t know his temp, any lung damage, etc. Nothing. This all feels so Soviet- “Oh Andropov is fine he is just taking a week off. No, no- nothing is with Chernenko, he’s at his mountain retreat.”

Meanwhile, more and more of these idiots who went to the SCOTUS superspreader event are testing positive, including walking corpse Kellyanne Conway, the Outlaw Jersey Whale Chris Christie, a couple more Republican Senators, and on and on. And I hope the list keeps growing and growing. Take ’em all.

Obviously I feel bad for the staff and support and journalists who had no choice but to be there, but for the rest of them, fuck ’em. I honestly feel the same way about all these guys catching COVID and potentially dying the way I feel when I read a headline about a bunch of terrorists who accidentally blew themselves up while making suicide vests.

It’s all so… biblical. The religious nutjobs and their users and enablers, the people who blame hurricanes and tornadoes and floods on gay marriage and abortion, just had to get together and hug it out over the Supreme Court seat they are stealing in the name of Jesus, and God sent them a literal fucking plague. They very same plague they have been denying for a year. Fucking Galatians 6:7, bitches. I mean, it’s awesome.

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