Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Hot air and ill-informed banter
Technically true, but collectively nonsense
Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.
They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!
The math demands it!
The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.
Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Americans barely caring about Afghanistan is so last month.
When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.
I really should read my own blog.
Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.
Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.
Usually wrong but never in doubt
Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?
Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity
It’s the corruption, stupid.
I did not have this on my fuck 2021 bingo card.
Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.
No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.
So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.
Tick tock motherfuckers!
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