Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
We have all the best words.
Verified, but limited!
False Scribes! False Scribes!
Naturally gregarious and alpha
Trump is going to draw a dick on that dog with a sharpie, isn’t he?
Deploy the moving finger of emphasisity!
It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.
Peak wingnut was a lie.
I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.
Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.
Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
All your base are belong to Tunch.
Where tasty lettuce and good mustard aren’t elitist.
Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.
… makes me wish i had hoarded more linguine
The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.
Usually wrong but never in doubt
Yes we did.
Four legs? good! two legs? we’re not so sure…
You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.
Women: they get shit done
Fuck these fucking interesting times.
I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.
How do you get liars to care about the truth?
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