One of Sam Brownback’s speechwriters wrote an op-ed piece in the NY Times which serves as a message to several varying constituencies. The message is as follows:
To the flat earth religious right nuts:
“I would visit the the creationism museum, but it is probably best if I hold off until after I am elected.”
To middle America:
“Sure, I’m religious, but I am not crazy.”
To the scientific community:
“I will flat out make up anything in order to get elected, and when elected, Monica goodling clones will be appointed to NASA and the FDA.”