When I only had a single toddler, I had two primary thoughts when I was out and about with her:
- Don’t drop the baby
- Don’t lose the baby
I succeeded at those two objectives.
When we had my son, second-child parenting priorities reduced my thoughts to:
- Don’t lose the baby
Again, we were successful at not losing my son. It still helps that to this day he thinks that the height of shoe fashion involves light-up shoes. We can track him from fifty yards away. I won’t tell him otherwise until he is at least seventeen.
So when I saw this, I can not understand the thought process:
jesus christ what's your kid's nickname Center Mass? pic.twitter.com/Et08Y5csPv
— Zeddy (@Zeddary) January 15, 2018
Camo-gear will neither help nor hinder the imperative of “Don’t drop the baby”
Camo-gear makes losing the baby easier. We want the baby to be brightly colored with elephants on their butt as that is completely unnatural and our eyes are good at tracking unnatural.
Open thread.