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When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

All your base are belong to Tunch.

This blog goes to 11…

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Just a few bad apples.

Let there be snark.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

Where tasty lettuce and good mustard aren’t elitist.

Shelter in place is one thing. shelter in pants is quite another.

We have all the best words.

Tick tock motherfuckers! Tick fucking tock!

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

Yes we did.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Something seems odd about that, but i have been drinking.

We still have time to mess this up!

This fight is for everything.

It’s been a really long fucking year.

It’s not even safe to go out and pick up 2 days worth of poop anymore.

This is a big f—–g deal.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

All this crying. this is why i don’t click on stuff.

Fuck if i know. i just get yelled at when i try it.

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