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I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

We are aware of all internet traditions.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

This is all too absurd to be reality, right?

The house always wins.

Saul Alinsky is my co-pilot.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

I’m only here for the duck photos.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

How do you get liars to care about the truth?

Well, except the wingnuts. fuck those guys!

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Militantly superior in their own minds…

I personally stopped the public option…

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

It’s been a really long fucking year.

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