Prior to making his way to Helsinki for tomorrow’s performance review with Boss Putin, Trump gave an interview to slobbering fanboy Piers Morgan aboard Air Force One. The interview is so severely cringe-inducing that it might cause more sensitive readers to collapse inward upon themselves and be transformed into a small, indescribably dense ball of shame.
But before we get to that, here’s an excerpt from a slightly more consequential interview Ocher Omnishambles did with CBS:
HELSINKI — President Trump said in a new interview airing Sunday that he hadn’t thought of pressing Russian President Vladimir Putin on extraditing the dozen Russian officials charged with hacking Democratic emails, while continuing to blame Democrats for the stolen emails that upended the 2016 presidential campaign.
“Well, I might,” Trump said when asked during an interview with CBS News about extraditing the indicted intelligence agents. “I hadn’t thought of that. But I certainly, I’ll be asking about it. But again, this was during the Obama administration. They were doing whatever it was during the Obama administration…”
“We [the RNC] had much better defenses. I’ve been told that by a number of people. We had much better defenses, so they couldn’t,” Trump said during the CBS interview. “I think the DNC should be ashamed of themselves for allowing themselves to be hacked. They had bad defenses and they were able to be hacked.”
Of course it didn’t occur to him to demand accountability from Putin for the coordinated and wildly successful cyber-attack on American democracy. It benefited Trump, after all, so by definition it was good.
Also, sluts shouldn’t parade around in short skirts — it’s just asking for trouble. They should be ashamed of themselves.