Troopers arrest Washington State couple accused of having sex while driving, crashing car into a tree with their baby in the back seat https://t.co/XX4l69PjcB
— CBS 4 News (@kgbt) November 23, 2017
ELBE, Wash. (KOMO) – A naked man and woman were having sex in their car, while driving on State Route 7 with their baby in the back seat, when they crashed Wednesday night near La Grande, according to the State Patrol.
The crash happened around 6 p.m. in the 48400 block of Mountain Highway.
Troopers said the man was driving when he missed a curve, went off the road and crashed into a tree.
Witnesses told troopers both the man and woman were naked when they got out of the car. Troopers said they were also both impaired.
You’d expect this type of behavior to take place in Florida, and, historically, you’d be correct:
A couple seen having sex while driving on Interstate 95 followed a couple in another car who was watching them, eventually pulling a gun during a confrontation at a business, according to the Nassau County Sheriff’s Office.
Deputies said Louis Carr was in a car with his girlfriend and 3-year-old son driving north on I-95 at the Airport Road exit about 3:30 p.m. Sunday. They had left the Jaguars game early, and that’s when they say they saw Suzanne Welker giving Ernest Gonzales oral sex while Gonzales was driving a SUV.
“I pointed to my old lady. She looked across me about that time, she jumped up in the seat bare butt, mooned us through the window,” Carr said of the suspect.
While the couple was watching the suspects, they said Welker was trying to climb Gonzales’ lap, and she was naked and could be seen clearly by everyone in the area, deputies said.
Also, Wisconsin, wait, what?
A Wisconsin couple wasn’t going to let anything get in the way of their good time. Not even the beam of a police flashlight.
The man and woman were arrested Monday after being caught having sex in their car — and then refusing to stop.
According to the police report, Officer A. Westpfahl was called to Adams St. to investigate a report of someone suspiciously looking into cars. He didn’t find anyone, and began walking up to the home of the person who’d called 911 to talk to her.
As he approached her home, he said suddenly heard “what sounded like someone moaning.” Suddenly, the 911 caller called out from an open window on the second floor and said there were two people in front of her home having sex in a car.
At least the couple in Wisconsin were in a parked, though obviously not completely stationary, car.
Anyone else? Chicago, IL come on down! So to speak.
This whole thing gives new meaning to the term double airbags, 5th gear, and cruise control!