Pens Win!

Off to the Stanley Cup final. Damned stressful.

And I wasn’t even allowed to sit in my chair for the game.








Pens vs. Sens open thread

Let’s avoid talking about the newest round of crazy that has been dropped on us by the Orange Gibbon and enjoy a great hockey game tonight! **

 

 

** This post written on Monday evening with no knowledge of what the cray-cray will be but high confidence that there will be said crazy.

 

Open Thread








Derby 🐎 Day Thread

This song always makes me think of the Kentucky Derby:

Who do you like in the race? I picked Tapwrit, so if you’re betting, take that into account and mentally add 15 points to the odds.

Open thread! 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

PS: I did pick Limousine Liberal in one of the earlier races, and he or she won!

PPS: One virtue of horses that is too rarely noted is that their poop is among the least offensive in the animal kingdom. It doesn’t really stink much (at least outdoors and in single doses), and sometimes it shapes vaguely like dinner rolls.








Saturday Morning Open Thread: Sporting

The President-Asterisk’s Yuuuge Win was as hard on satirists as the rest of us sane people, but Owen Ellickson has found inspiration at his new gig. Believe me, it’s worth clicking over to read the rest!

(I’ve been collecting stories & snippets about Gorka’s tribulations all week, but is it really worth the bother of bricolaging them into a post here?)

Happy Kentucky Derby Day, from the NYTimes:

Today, even as the sports section real estate set aside for horse racing shrinks each year, the Derby still captures the attention of casual sports fans. To the rare few of us who consider the sport of kings to be the king of sports, it’s a hallowed date even if we have only an inkling of which horse is the best bet to win.

I, for one, have no idea. That is both a statement of fact and a comment on my typically desultory talent at handicapping the Derby, which even for the savviest horse-pickers is a feat astronomically more complicated than the already difficult skill of picking a winner in, say, a middle-of-the-week feature at your local racetrack. The Derby is the only race in America with 20 entries (most races have only seven or eight competitors), and the X-factor of such a large number of colts competing at the unusual distance of a mile and a quarter for the first (and often only) time in their young lives can tax the confidence of even the most cocksure handicapper.

This year is especially tricky. Unlike in most previous years, none of the starters established himself this spring as the horse to beat. There are an inordinately high number of genuine contenders in the field, mostly because none of the horses towers over his cohort in natural ability. Add in the prospect of heavy rain all week in Louisville, where the race is held, and so the likelihood of a muddy racing surface, and today’s Derby is a tricky race for the bettor and racing fan to get a bead on, much less to beat…

And finally, good news / bad news for Game of Thrones fans, from the Washington Post:

There’s big news for “Game of Thrones” fans. HBO has hired four writers to develop spinoffs of the show, which wraps next year. That doesn’t necessarily mean all will make it to the screen. But there will almost undoubtedly be more sinister scheming in Westeros and Essos in our future.

Showrunners D.B. Weiss and David Benioff have long said they won’t stick around for any sequels or prequels. But Entertainment Weekly reported Thursday that the pair will indeed be involved to a lesser extent than they have on whatever series comes out of this, as executive producers. And they’re not the only ones returning. George R.R. Martin, who wrote the series “Game of Thrones” is based on, will be fairly hands on. He’s helping develop two of the four spin-off ideas, collaborating with Jane Goldman (“Kick-Ass,” “Kingsman”) and Carly Wray (“Mad Men,” “The Bastard Executioner”).

This is good news — in a way. Of course we want the man who invented such a vivid world to help create any extensions of that universe. But there’s a downside, too: Is Martin ever going to get around to finishing his “Game of Thrones” books, which fans have been eagerly awaiting for years? It’s not looking good…

You can hardly blame the poor man — it’s gotta be more fun to be lionized by fans at glamorous venues than to sequester himself to further torture his unwieldy crew of hapless characters. It seems to me that Game of Thrones has reached the sort of stature “classical in their way” genre creations like Sherlock Holmes or Star Trek achieve; with or without their creator, the GoT universe will go on, handled well or badly by a myriad of volunteers…
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Apart from entertainment, what’s on the agenda for the weekend?



Late Night Open Thread: Everyone’s A Cynic Now

It is tree-pollen season here, and while I have a bunch of Serious Constructive articles tabbed up to post about, all I want to do is take another mouth-breathing, stunned-into-submission nap!



Wednesday Evening Open Thread: Where Are the Patriots?

The class clown showed up, though!…



Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Things Do Improve, However Slowly

She’s seventy years old. (I couldn’t have finished a marathon when I was twenty!)

Georgia special election today, finally…

Apart from that, what’s on the agenda for the day?

Oh, yeah, one less glibertarian in California…

You tried to put this guy in a satirical novel, any decent editor would reject him as “entirely too broad.”

… Marinelli, who campaigned for Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders but said he ultimately voted for President Donald Trump, described Yes California as a progressive initiative aimed at establishing a “liberal republic” independent of the United States. But his decision to align Yes California so publicly with Russia alienated him from the other, albeit smaller, California separatist movement known as the California Nationalist Party…

He added that he hopes that “after the false allegations about me vanish, and after this period of anti-Russian hysteria subsides,” it will be “said of this campaign that we spoke the truth” and “set in motion a series of events that led California to independence from the United States.”…