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Cosplay Socialists Open Thread (+Minecraft address!)

by Major Major Major Major|  September 16, 20182:09 pm| 84 Comments

This post is in: Gamer Dork, Open Threads

Julia Salazar is one of the latest young, Democratic Socialists of America-affiliated insurgents to defeat an establishment Democrat in a primary. She is also my potential future state senator, as that primary was in New York Senate District 18. Also too, she is a bizarre serial fabulist.

The New York Post condemned her personal story — a big part of her appeal — as “wildly exaggerated.” Salazar has said she immigrated from Colombia when she was, in fact, born in Florida; asserted a “working-class background” that her brother strongly denied, offering photos of the family’s four-bedroom riverfront house; said she went to work at 14 to “make ends meet,” which her mother contradicted; implied her mother hadn’t gone to college when her mother got a degree when Salazar was 8 years old; asserted a very confused timeline about her conversion to Judaism; and claimed Jewish ancestry nobody could verify.

Eve Fairbanks at Buzzfeed has an article up about what she sees as a generational issue: Well-Off Millennials Are All Julia Salazar. I Wish We Weren’t.

Rolling Stone seemed baffled to have to report last night that “the constituents of District 18 were apparently untroubled” by that. But I wonder if the supporters — certainly the young, mostly white, recent college graduates who flooded her victory party — didn’t recognize, at least subconsciously, that this kind of thing is just way more common than we’d like to admit.

The article limns something I’ve seen a lot of.

I’ve described my paternal grandfather as a man who “grilled armadillo roadkill” to suggest he was a Southern hick, and it’s true he liked armadillo and at least occasionally foraged killed ones — but he was also the head of the archaeology department at the University of Florida. I’ve told people my maternal grandmother is an illegal immigrant who came to America illegally, alone on a boat from Poland, like an orphan Fievel the Mouse, conjuring hardscrabble images of tenement life, not mentioning that she married into a wealthy family.

I suppose I’ve lightly participated in this myself. “Did you know my mom grew up poor on a family farm?” I sometimes say, bristling at claims that we’re anything other than very recently well-to-do. It’s not unbelievable if you meet her–she’s an often-foul-mouthed animal lover who likes to shoot guns. But just looking at her C.V., you might have a hard time seeing it, other than the decidedly non-elite education. However, I am a creature of privilege. What’s important is that I don’t cover myself with her history, or use it to claim imaginary oppression. (Lord knows I have enough actual problems anyway.)

I’ve also observed the true cliche that nobody seems to have gone to Harvard or Stanford, but rather “college in Boston/the Bay Area.”

I will say that there is significant social pressure, at least among some Millennial groups, to just shut up about fixing oppression if you’re privileged. (I encounter this mostly on social media and rarely in person, so it could be an Online Mean Girls issue.) That doesn’t excuse lying, but it may explain the prevalence of this particular lie. On the flip side, there really is a problem with the most vocal ‘socialists’/’leftists’ being the ones with the least skin in the game–I’m looking at you, Chapo Trap House. (I’m actually not, because I find looking at them unpleasant.)

Anyway, thought y’all might enjoy the (hate)-read. I will now be re-enabling my Millennials-to-Snake-People browser plugin.


Onwards to more pressing issues: The Minecraft server is up! It’s at 108.170.20.186:55045, and if you leave your username (not email) in the comments, I can whitelist you. It’s running Spigot with a land-claims plugin on easy. This IP will eventually be DNS’d to a balloon-juice subdomain, but I’m still working out the kinks.

Non-sports open thread!

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Video Games Thread!

by Major Major Major Major|  September 15, 20182:34 pm| 254 Comments

This post is in: Gamer Dork

Good morning everyone!

On occasion, in the comments, I talk about video games. Sometimes people join in! Last year, at the recommendation of some jackal here, I picked up Horizon Zero Dawn, which was just great, so thanks, person.

What are your most favorite games ever? Mine are Metal Gear Solid 3, Final Fantasy VII, Breath of the Wild, and the Fallout series. And Minecraft, I suppose, as a perennial favorite.

What are you playing that you are enjoying? I’ve been playing Final Fantasy XV and Stardew Valley lately. I played through most of Subnautica in April, which was also great.

Really though, I wanted to ask this question: The Minecraft aquatic update is out, and I want to play it socially, but not with jerks. If I set up a little Minecraft server for friends of the blog, would anybody be interested in joining?

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Nerdy Open Thread

by Major Major Major Major|  August 15, 201812:20 am| 72 Comments

This post is in: Books, Cat Blogging, Gamer Dork, Open Threads

Several somebodies here recommended Hannu Rajaniemi’s The Quantum Thief to me recently. I just finished it, and–thanks! Just what I needed. I especially liked the artful lack of exposition, which always stands out in a genre known for the opposite.

But it got me thinking about doing another book recommendation thread. I think this Saturday seems good. There was a suggestion to focus on a narrow genre, and was wondering if anybody had thoughts. Thoughts?

The Quantum Thief also got me thinking about Cowboy Bebop, probably due to the preponderance of artful Martian capers. I kept hearing this song in my head.

Thanks for reading. You may now have a picture of Samwise, who likes to sit on rectangles.

Open thread!

p.s. Anybody pick up Battle for Azeroth?

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Samwise Open Thread / An Introduction, for the Unfamiliar

by Major Major Major Major|  July 27, 201812:45 am| 122 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Gamer Dork, Open Threads, The Gay Enemy Within, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, General Stupidity, Go Fuck Yourself

Hello, my pseudonym is Major Major Major Major, and I am, apparently, a blogger.

As many of you already know, I’m a prolific commenter here. (For those who didn’t know that, now you do.) Recent-ish-ly, I’ve been working with Alain on various improvements to the site. These efforts kept hitting the same snag: developing anything for a system you don’t have access to is terrible. So Alain gave me the keys to the production server. Somebody had the bright idea to give me the keys to WordPress too, so here we are.

I know I’m supposed to say something snarky here, but I really do think it’s kind of an honor, so hey, thanks!

Now. Before you complain about the site in the comments, let me say that we are aware there are many issues. We might even be aware of yours! But BJ is nobody’s full-time job, so, well, you know how triage works.

As for posting, I’m going to keep that light. As Alain mentioned, I’d like to start a twice-monthly series where we can all talk about good books to read. I may do the first one on Sunday. If there’s interest, I may also start a feature where we can talk about video games. Let me know. Finally, I may jump in with a west coast late night open thread on evenings where there’s a need.

Bio and pet pics below the fold…

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I’m a web developer in San Francisco with an enormous cat named Samwise and a husband named something else. Generationally, I’m an early millennial, which basically means I’m a digital native but I don’t understand Snapchat. I am on Twitter though, so if that’s your thing, feel free to follow me. It’s mostly art and nerd humor, programming stuff, and the expected politics of a neoliberal shill.

(Speaking of my Twitter account, my identity is obviously not a secret, but my name is very rare and I ask that you not use it here in text.)

I am also apparently a writer, in the sense that somebody recently paid me for a short story, which comes out next Friday. I’m also working on my third novel, which is the first good one I’ve written.

Without further ado: Samwise!

Open thread.

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Late Night Open Thread: Gamerz & Luzers

by Anne Laurie|  July 2, 20181:04 am| 28 Comments

This post is in: Gamer Dork, Garden Chats, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Assholes, Clown Shoes

angry gamers: blizzard needs to stop filling overwatch with women, gays, and people of color
blizzard: the new hero is a hamster in a hamsterball with guns
gamers: ??
blizzard: also he's gay https://t.co/KXqCRC1ZiT

— Rebecca "Space Commie" Watson (@rebeccawatson) June 28, 2018


 
The Spousal Unit is on vacation this week, and there was much smack talked about Accomplishing Projects around the house / yard, but it’s been almost 100 degrees for the last three days and there’s only so much the window air conditioning units can do against the officially ‘oppressive’ humidity. We did get to the garden center today, and by a miracle I actually found annuals to fill out the remaining flower spaces that met both my critical standards and those of Himself… but that means being outside in the damned daytime tomorrow, hauling planters & shifting dirt. If you don’t see any posts with my name, either the heat got me or I’ve been arrested for spousal murder.

Move over “lock her up.” There’s a new chant sweeping through MAGA country: “SPACE FORCE!” @michaelkosta heads to a Trump rally to see what all the buzz is about: https://t.co/Pg5rZfWhRm pic.twitter.com/v3uTUEgbXw

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) June 27, 2018

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‘Ethics in Gaming’ Open Thread: Another Trumpshow of Farce

by Anne Laurie|  March 8, 201810:14 pm| 127 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Gamer Dork, Gun nuts, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

Pres. Trump revives old debate over whether violent video games can trigger violent behavior, even as decades of research has repeatedly failed to uncover any link. https://t.co/mzxoTCj3P3 pic.twitter.com/hvaAzZ7mJt

— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) March 8, 2018

Trump has reportedly invited the head of Zenimax (Bethesda's parent company) and Take Two (Rockstar's) to the White House to discuss violence in video games:https://t.co/6GYYLcYqOO pic.twitter.com/LG45X0vG3Q

— IGN (@IGN) March 8, 2018

Bethesda. Holy shit. Trump's gonna try to blame WOLFENSTEIN for neo-nazis shooting up their schools before he blames either guns or neo-nazis. https://t.co/b6Nk1W75Nd

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) March 8, 2018

The Verge reports:

Today, President Trump brought together top executives of the gaming industry, parents groups and members of Congress for a meeting to discuss violence in video games. Announced last week as part of President Trump’s response to the Parkland shooting, the meeting was hastily assembled and has been criticized as a purposeful distraction from more concrete gun-control measures.

The proceedings were closed to the press, but by all accounts, the meeting was a strange one. The President opened the meeting by showing a supercut of hyperviolent gameplay scenes apparently compiled from online streamers — a compilation that was later posted to the White House’s official YouTube account…

Attendees said there was little serious talk of government restrictions on content (which would present significant legal challenges), and the conversation focused on more robust age restrictions or voluntary measures that could be undertaken by the industry itself. “The president encouraged [game developers] to explore things they can do on their own to make things healthier in society,” said Media Research Center President Brent Bozell, “and that’s where it was left.”

In part, that may be a result of who was in attendance. None of the three conservative critics in attendance have any particular focus on video games, and each is better known for their work in other areas. Parents TV Council member Melissa Henson writes primarily about liberal values in Hollywood, while fellow attendee Lt. Col Dave Grossman specializes in teaching military tactics to police officers. (He was quoted telling officers “It’s your job to put a piece of steel in your fist and kill those sons of bitches when they come to kill our kids,” in a recent profile in Men’s Journal.) Bozell himself has most recently focused on raising awareness about allegedly anti-Christian bigotry on ABC’s The View…

No doubt it will be explained that it is very triggering for wanna-be Nazis to see their idols treated as the bad guys in games like WOLFENSTEIN. Why can’t we think of the poor lil’ Nazi snowflakes!

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Late Night Open Thread: Doubling Down

by Anne Laurie|  October 15, 201711:16 pm| 108 Comments

This post is in: Gamer Dork, Open Threads, Get off my grass you damned kids, I Can't Believe We're Still Talking About Fucking Nazis

There is only one side. #NoMoreNazis #Wolf2 pic.twitter.com/7Ctu265Mus

— Wolfenstein (@wolfenstein) October 15, 2017

When life gives you a new version of an old Nazi-punching video game to market… own the fuck out of your Nazi-punching.

Thereby chafing the highly refined sensitivities of a group that usually delights in screaming snowflake! and flaunting FUCK YOUR FEELINGS t-shirts…

… Critics aren’t exactly arguing that the Nazis were nice, decent folks, but they say that in co-opting the president’s tagline, the video game company is quietly equating Trump supporters with Nazis.

Others claimed that the video game — or at least its marketing — is simply parroting the aims of the antifa, a loosely affiliated group of mostly communists, socialists and anarchists who aim to stop the advance of white supremacy, sometimes violently.

Is it good to give people in that group tacit justification to attack people who fit an ever-expanding definition of Nazis?…

The definition is hardly “ever-expanding”; marching with Nazi flags and screaming Jews will not replace us! has fit the parameters ever since the 1930s. It’s just that you didn’t used to see them mobbing around American college campuses, at least not with their faces unmasked.

2014: “A new Wolfenstein? Nazis as bad guys is such a throwback!”

2017: “A new Wolfenstein? We better ask Nazis if their feelings are hurt” pic.twitter.com/ZJ1LhHP9TK

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 7, 2017

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Make America Nazi-Free Again. #NoMoreNazis #Wolf2 pic.twitter.com/52OESypw4P

— Wolfenstein (@wolfenstein) October 5, 2017

one of my fave recent pop culture phenomenons is anger that a classic game about killing nazis is rebooting as a game about killing nazis https://t.co/mHsGtWJieC

— daddy long legs (@jennschiffer) October 6, 2017

imagine seeing the words "no more nazis" and reacting like this pic.twitter.com/5L9b8CPm3s

— Vylash #TeamKICK (@MiraVylash) October 6, 2017

When this kerfuffle first popped up a couple weeks ago, commentor dmsilev linked to an article in Ars Technica:

Bethesda, publisher of the upcoming shooting game Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus, has issued a formal response to decidedly informal (and largely anonymous) criticisms surrounding the anti-Nazi game. In doing so, however, the company has made the curious decision to try to absolve itself of particularly political overtones…

After explaining the series’ premise to the uninitiated—that gamers control one soldier, BJ Blazkowicz, as a one-man-army against a rising Nazi order—Hines tried to dance around the series’ inherently charged subject matter. “Bethesda doesn’t develop games to make specific statements or incite political discussions,” he said to Games Industry. “We make games that we think are fun, meaningful, and immersive for a mature audience.”

Unfortunately for Hines’ argument, it’s hard to imagine any American era in which a violent, gun-loaded battle against a violent, anti-Semitic culture wouldn’t reverberate in a political way. Bethesda may simply be astonished that one of the media world’s longtime easy-target villains, the freaking Hitler-led Nazis, would ever attract anything that approaches “defenders.” Hines admitted this to GI to some extent: “In Wolfenstein‘s case, it’s pure coincidence that Nazis are marching in the streets of America this year. And it’s disturbing that the game can be considered a controversial political statement at all.”…

Looks like Bethesda has decided there’s no percentage in trying to soothe Nazi-sympathizing fee-fees. Given the responses to the top tweet (“I don’t even game and I might buy this fucking thing”), this may have been the better choice!

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