Like Tucker ever had a chance with any of the M&M’s. Dude would have to pay for it from Necco Wafers.
— Shine Bright (@BeachPineapple1) January 22, 2022
Swear to Murphy the Trickster God, if I didn’t know he was a paid chaos agent (for Murdoch, the GOP, Putin — are those still separate entities?), I’d think that Tucker Carlson was sliding into my personal ‘Don’t post about genuinely crazy people’ zone. But he’s clearly tapped a rich vein of GOP self-parody!
I’d have thought I could say that I like candy as much as the next fella but apparently not if the next fella is Tucker.
— Jonathan Selbin (@JonathanSelbin) January 22, 2022