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Goose Eggs

by Zandar| November 13, 201512:40 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter, Local Races 2018 and earlier, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It), All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Democratic Cowardice, Democratic Stupidity

Yeah, Richard Mayhew is probably right about why Bevin won, because Kynect/Medicaid wasn’t a factor to voters. You want to know why it wasn’t a factor to voters? @[email protected]@[email protected]/OK6PK68a3k — Joe Sonka (@joesonka) November 13, 2015 Big ol goddamn goose egg, that’s why. You can feel all the sympathy you want for people who voted …

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A Syria’s Screw Job

by Zandar| November 3, 20159:06 am| 79 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter, Foreign Affairs, Military, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

Second-guessing President Obama while still in office never gets tiring for Team Ezra, you know. Max Fisher declares Syria lost and it being Obama’s fault, because hey, why not? There was a time before Syria was a paradox, before it was unsolvable. It’s difficult to say for sure when that time ended, when the window …

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I’d Like to Introduce President Don’t Give a Fuck

by John Cole| November 2, 201510:27 pm| 120 Comments

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I love this: President Obama on Monday mocked Republican presidential candidates as thin-skinned for lashing out at CNBC over the network’s handling of last week’s primary debate. “They say, ‘when I talk to [Russian President Vladimir] Putin, he’s going to straighten out,’” he said at a Democratic National Committee fundraiser in New York City. “And …

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You Get Ore-Gone

by Zandar| October 9, 201510:24 am| 100 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter, Fables Of The Reconstruction, Post-racial America, Republican Stupidity, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Outrage

Go north to Alaska, east to Atlantic City Or south to Rio, almost as far as you can go Get outta town, just rent a car, So they won’t know where you are… Not everyone in Roseburg, Oregon, is glad that President Barack Obama will visit the town Friday. The president was expected to travel …

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What Everybody’s Wearing This Season

by download my app in the app store mistermix| September 16, 20155:07 pm| 78 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter, Contraception Clusterfuck, The War On Women

I’ll bet every one of the fuckers at that godawful shitshow of a debate tonight think this graph is an index of decline. Still, a simple fact remains: despite Hobby Lobby, despite the war on Planned Parenthood, despite years of noise, bullshit and outrage from a bunch of bible banging old men, almost all women …

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Everything’s Obama’s Fault

by Zandar| August 21, 201510:56 am| 198 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter, Democratic Cowardice, OBAMA IS WORSE THAN BUSH HE SOLD US OUT!!, Somewhere a Village is Missing its Idiot, WIN THE MORNING

Jeff Greenfield over at WIN THE MORNING decides that this whole “President Obama kicking ass for the last year or so” thing is getting boring, and giving a black President a positive can’t possibly be right, so we’re back to everything is Obama’s fault as to how he has destroyed the Democratic party. Under Obama, …

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About Those High-Pitched Squeals You Heard Yesterday…

by Betty Cracker| August 6, 20159:32 am| 172 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter, Politics, Proud to Be A Democrat, Religious Nuts 2, Republican Stupidity, General Stupidity

If you haven’t already, check out President Obama’s speech on the Iran nuke deal. He makes a convincing argument for supporting the agreement and provides a plausible overview of what will happen if Congress doesn’t approve it. Come for the well-reasoned summation, but stay to hear PBO strip the bark off the always-wrong neocons. Here’s …

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