THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION
Scott Pruitt: Fuck the Planet
Jeff Sessions: Fuck Law & Order
Betsy Devos: Fuck Education
Sarah Sanders: Fuck the Truth
General John Kelly: Fuck My Life
Rex Tillerson: Fucking Morons
Donald Trump: Fuck America
Vladimir Putin: Fucking Fantastic!— PROUD RESISTER ?? (@ProudResister) October 8, 2017
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I am not an expert on Protestant theology, especially in its current media-friendly Prosperity Gospel offshoots, but in the old-line Catholic Church where I was educated this would’ve come perilously close to blasphemy:
Pelosi said thoughts and prayers not enough after Vegas slaughter.
Typical lefty who marginalized the power of prayer.
Politicized instead. pic.twitter.com/Ghl4XhC0IJ— David A. Clarke, Jr. (@SheriffClarke) October 8, 2017
Unless there is an opt-out clause I missed, you don’t get to give your God instructions, Failed Sheriff Clarke.
Consider that He might’ve sent Nancy Pelosi to promote gun-safety laws suitable for a 21st-century society, not your small child’s fantasy of a wild-West shoot-em-up.
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