So, our Hillary has released her tax returns. We learn that she makes a ton of money, and that because hers is earned in the here-and-now, she pays a more or less normal person’s tax rate on her notable wealth.
The politics of the release are obvious: I’ve shown you mine, ya Cheeto-Faced, Ferret-Wearing Shitgibbon.*
But I’m a person devoid of the milk of human kindness, at least where the Leather-Faced Shit Tobogganist** is concerned so my mind immediately leapt to this thought:
With adjusted gross income of $10.6 million in 2015 — and $28 million*** in 2014 (no, that’s not a typo) — what if Hillary and Bill Clinton flat-out make more money/year than the Polyester Cockwomble?
Oooooh, the pwetty wittle Donald. Does ums need a band-aid — a gold one, no doubt — for that boo-boo?
Like I said — no redeeming social virtue here; no analysis. Just nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah…good bye.
*Still my favorite among the Scottish epithets for our Donald, though “Hamster-Heedit Bampot” retains a special place in my heart.
**Also up there.
***Yeah, I know. That’s a metric f**k-tonne of money, and a reminder that the Clintons, like most of the political elite, do not live the lives the rest of us enjoy. Which is a topic for another day, or a few hundred comments below.
Image: Hendrik Heerschop, An Alchemist Making Gold, 1665.