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I Have Many, Many Questions: Cosmetic Surgery Gone Awry Edition

I realize that mine was done as part of a religious ritual when I was 8 days old, but I would think that if you’re chatting with the nurses and technicians while getting botox and you notice that they’re not giving you any injections in your face, but they are manipulating other tender portions of your anatomy, you might ask what exactly is going on!!!

A pensioner circumcised by mistake after going to a hospital for a procedure involving botox has been handed £20,000 compensation by the NHS.

Terry Brazier was given the procedure after medics at Leicester Royal Infirmary mixed up his notes.

Mr Brazier claims he was so distracted chatting to nurses he didn’t realise he was getting a different procedure until it was too late.

Speaking to the Daily Star he said: “I went in the surgery for some Botox and they ended up circumcising me.

“They didn’t know what to say when they found out they’d done it, they said they can’t send me back to the ward and they needed to talk to me.

“The nurse was at the side of me and we were talking so I didn’t know what was going on.

“It was a real surprise.”

Andrew Furlong, Medical Director at University Hospitals of Leicester, said: “We remain deeply and genuinely sorry that this mistake occurred, and I would like to take this opportunity to once again apologise to Mr Brazier.

“We take events like this very seriously and carried out a thorough investigation at the time to ensure that we learnt from this incident and do all we can to avoid it happening again.

“Whilst money can never undo what happened, we hope this payment provides some compensation.”

“When they found out they’d done it?”

What is that even supposed to mean? He got circumcised because the medical professionals working on him were undertaking sleep surgery? Because they went on break for a cuppa and a mohel just happened to walk by, had his bris kit with him, and decided to undertake an unscheduled bris?

I guess this could have been much, much worse given the area they actually wound up operating on, but really?

Remember to mark your body parts pre-op or risk an unhappy ending!

Open thread!*

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Like The CNN Moderators, We Are Moving On, In The Interests of Time, To A New Debate Open Thread

And since people have been discussing my lack of a neck, here’s a recent selfie* I took:

I even have my own action figure!*

* This is actually Ted Cassidy, playing Bigfoot in place of Andre the Giant, in the two part episode of The Six Million Dollar Man entitled Bigfoot Returns.

Open Thread!

Figured We Could Use a Clean Debate Thread: We Will Be, Like Jake Tapper, Moderating Your Comments For Time

Night two of the CNN debate debacle.

Open thread!

Let’s Make Sure We Rigorously Uphold a Double Standard

Kamala Harris’ healthcare plan has dropped, and it’s basically Medicare-for-all in 10 years, paid for by taxes on those making more than $100K and Wall Street transactions. It also allows private insurers to offer plans.

It seems like a reasonable plan, as do most of the others on offer by the many different candidates. But, as far as I’m concerned, the best thing Harris has said about healthcare is her response when asked how Democrats would pay for it:

Where was that question when the Republicans and Donald Trump passed a tax bill that benefits the top one percent and the biggest corporations in this country?

As soon as a Democrat proposes a healthcare plan, the media expects them begin a thought experiment in which they transport themselves to a special place east of the sun, west of the moon, north of Endor and south of Narnia, where their plan is adopted verbatim. Then they’re supposed to have instant answers to technical questions, and take the heat for any possible bad outcomes.

When Trump opens his gaping maw to sputter out a lie about healthcare, the same media just fucking nods their heads.

Any response from a Democrat on healthcare has to start with pointing out that whatever their plan says, they won’t be trying to take insurance away from Americans, as the Republicans have tried to do, again and again, for the last decade.

In short, “we’re going to cover more Americans and make it more affordable – details to come” should be a good enough “healthcare plan” when the other side is making little or no effort to do anything but prop up an expensive system that doesn’t work for a whole lot of people. Yet we’re starting down a path where we’re going to get wrapped around the axle of the little details of what Biden wants versus what Bernie wants versus Mayor Pete, etc.

Am I the only one who thinks this is a damaging waste of time?

Open Thread: ‘KamalaCare’ (and Its Attackers)

I’m sure more knowledgeable commentors will have more to say about this proposal, but IMO, it’s not a bad starting point…

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