So Trump flew to Florida for 24 hours and is back in Washington tonight? That’s an expensive round of golf.
— Schooley (@Rschooley) March 3, 2018
Not just golf — he also did a GOP fundraiser: money for him and his cronies, expenses billed to the rest of us schmucks! At heart, in his revanchist daydreams of a vanished America where men were men, women were body parts, ‘colored people’ knew their place, and foreigners were comic props, he’s just the World’s Greatest Tummler…
"He's now president for life. President for life. And he's great," Trump said. "And look, he was able to do that. I think it's great. Maybe we'll give that a shot some day." https://t.co/7c9ZqKx0kZ
— Garance Franke-Ruta (@thegarance) March 4, 2018
Just stitch him some f***ing epaulets already. https://t.co/oVD6tdhqSJ
— Zeddy (@Zeddary) March 4, 2018
"Is Hillary a happy person? Do you think she's happy?" he said. "When she goes home at night, does she say, 'What a great life?' I don't think so. You never know. I hope she's happy." https://t.co/fzPGckOVPL
— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) March 4, 2018
Happier than you, putz. Sure, there’s the neverending GOP tsuris about imaginary violations for her to bear, but she’s not the one in Robert Mueller’s cross-hairs.
Then it was on to the Gridiron Dinner in DC, where “journalists” traditionally
suck up to “poke gentle fun” at the sitting president:
Trump says he offered Sessions ride to Gridiron but he "recused himself." He says Bannon "leaked more than the Titanic." He adds that "I like turnover. I like chaos." He expresses frustration with Omarosa. "Omarosa you're the worst!" Also calls Pelosi "crazy" but a "fine woman."
— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) March 4, 2018
So he’s just up there talking like it’s a press conference. https://t.co/26yA0b0qYo
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) March 4, 2018