Open Thread: So “Gay Patriot” Is Another Unfunny “Satire” Site, Like the Daily Currant?

Because surely this stunt, as reported by Wonkette‘s Evan Hurst, has to be an Andy-Kaufmanesque prank, right?

Homosexual Wingnut Wants Lindsey Graham’s Seat
… [T]he oh my god, just as racist as any Free Republic-reading mouthbreather, self- loathing, faux-masculine, tinfoil-hat-wearing, misogynistic “think of de unborn babiezzz!” gay wingnuts. These are the folks that broke off from the Log Cabin Republicans to form GOProud, the organization that just this year finally decided to make a half-assed attempt at supporting marriage equality. They have, shall we say, issues. Their internet home is called Gay Patriot, and a large percentage of their posts are about how everybody hates them and they can’t get dates or something, because they’re wingnuts. This is when they’re not defending anti-gay social conservatives against those hateful gays who actually want equality. None of those social conservatives have ever personally beat the shit out of them, therefore they must be better than the mean boys who won’t dance with them at the club.

Today, their leader, Bruce Carroll, announced that he is leaving his post on the board of GOProud to go show that paragon of tough guy butchness Lindsey Graham who’s really South Carolina’s biggest gay wingnut, in the Republican Senate primary…

Well, the founder/editor/one of two writers at the Daily Currant told Dave Weigel that “The Daily Currant’s faux scoops get shared at basically the same rate whether they spill into the mainstream or not” so at least we don’t need to worry about Very Serious News media mistaking… OMG, GOProud punked the Washington Post!








More Austerity Needed

Just in time for the sequester, unemployment is down .2 to 7.7%, 236K new jobs.








GOP Hospitality, North Carolina Style

Following Elon’s post below, here’s one more from the Tarheel state…

Fresh on the heels of the President Obama’s executive order allowing temporary residency for those undocumented immigrant kids brought to the country as children, North Carolina’s Republican leaders have come up with this:

Gov. Pat McCrory says he signed off on the controversial “pink licenses” that will be issued to some young illegal immigrants who were granted protection from deportation for two years.

The new North Carolina governor said he thought it was important that the driver’s licenses for immigrants clearly distinguish “between legal presence versus legal status.”

Critics have decried them as a modern-day scarlet letter. The new driver’s licenses will have a bright pink stripe and bold words “NO LAWFUL STATUS,” written in red capital letters across the front, according to mock-ups. (h/t Think Progress)

I don’t know about you, but I’m sure this must be how you let those from elsewhere feel welcome in your big tent.
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I’ve can’t shake this image:  I’m seeing those old ship bridge telegraphs to the engine room.  You know — the ones with a lever that pulls the marker round one side of a circular dial that reads “Ahead Full; Ahead Half; Slow Astern: and so on.
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Except in this case it’s a personality dial and the GOP’s is frozen in place all the way ’round at “Full Asshole.”
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Seriously?  A pink stripe?  Might as well go full Hawthorne and require these young men and women to wear a vivid red U on their persons whenever they summon the temerity to use a public thoroughfare.
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This is just mean, of course: a deliberate slap and perhaps worse, extended to some of our most vulnerable neighbors.  I wish it weren’t happening.
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But there is one useful element to all this. Once again we all see, in this demographically evolving America, just where our friends on the right side of the aisle — and the wrong one of history — actually stand.
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Images:  Gerbrand van den Eeckhout, Boaz and Ruth, 1655.

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I Suppose This is Simpler Than Having Them Sew Pink Triangles Onto Their Shirts

Yeah, I went full Godwin. So did Tennessee:

Tennessee’s so-called ‘Don’t Say Gay‘ bill died with the adjournment of the state assembly last year. But now the measure is back — with new, harsher requirements.

The bill, SB 234, still bars Tennessee teachers from discussing any facet of “non-heterosexual” sexuality with children in grades K-8. But the newest iteration also includes a provision requiring teachers or counselors to inform the parents of some students who identify themselves as LGBT.

These people are sick.