This is Samantha getting a bath:
She looks adorable, right?
Why is Samantha getting a bath at 11pm on a Friday night? Because sometimes Samantha accidentally eats one of Tammy’s two foot long hairs, and when she goes to do her business, it turns into something like those edible strings of candy, but with poop, and they follow her around the house and you only notice them when she does something like jump up on the ottoman with a six inch strand of poop hair attached to her.
How is your evening.