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Maybe they met on eHarmonster…

by Betty Cracker|  July 7, 20201:14 pm| 106 Comments

This post is in: Immigration, Open Threads, Politics

Rachel Maddow did a segment last night on Trump’s monstrous family separation policy at the border and the monsters who implemented it, making the point that these same cruel and incompetent people are now running the botched response to the coronavirus, with predictable results. It’s worth watching, IMO, even if Rachel ain’t your cup of tea.

In the segment, Maddow wondered aloud which terrible thing Trump’s flunkies would be most remembered for, and she made the case that ripping children away from their families is the worst. It is hard to beat in terms of sheer cruelty.

The occasion for revisiting these (ongoing!) cruelties was a new book by Maddow’s NBC colleague, Jacob Soboroff: “Separated: Inside an American Tragedy.” In addition to reminding me to be ashamed to be an American, the segment put to rest any curiosity I had about how Trump advisor Stephen Miller found a carbon-based life form who would accept his sorry hand in marriage: he simply found someone as awful and inhuman as himself. Via TPM:

Katie Miller, Vice President Mike Pence’s press secretary, casually admitted to having zero empathy for the thousands of migrant children who suffered under the Trump administration’s infamous family separation policy at the border in 2018, according to NBC News reporter Jacob Soboroff.

In his new book, titled “Separated: Inside an American Tragedy,” Soboroff recounts a jaw-dropping conversation with Miller, who was serving as deputy press secretary for the Department of Homeland Security at the time, on the administration’s policy of ripping kids from their families and holding them in squalid detention centers under the custody of cruel U.S. border officials.

“My family and colleagues told me that when I have kids, I’ll think about the separations differently, but I don’t think so,” Miller told Soboroff. “DHS sent me to the border to see the separations for myself, to try to make me more compassionate, but it didn’t work.”

“It didn’t work? I will never forget what I saw,” the reporter replied. “Seriously. Are you a white nationalist?”

“No, but I believe if you come to America, you should assimilate. Why do we need to have ‘Little Havana’?” the senior administration official asked.

Pence’s office did not respond to TPM’s request for comment.

I have questions. What hideous thing did Katie Miller say or do that made even people who were willing to work for the Trump administration note that the woman had a compassion deficit? Did we taxpayers foot the bill for the trip that failed to awaken a shred of humanity in Katie Miller?

Last week we talked about a potential reckoning for Trump-era wrongdoing if Biden wins. I don’t know about y’all, but holding these monsters to account on family separation is high on my personal list of priorities. Open thread.

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Voter Suppression and Life Suppression Go Hand in Hand

by Four Seasons Total Landscaping mistermix|  May 6, 202010:50 am| 59 Comments

This post is in: The Brown Enemy Within, Fuck the Poor

This story about the Seattle Indian Health Board requesting medical supplies and getting body bags and toe tags instead is making the rounds.

I’m not surprised. My dad was a physician in what was at the time called Indian Health Service (IHS) in the late 50’s and early 60’s — I spent my first few months of life on the South Dakota reservation where he was stationed. He also practiced on the Navajo Nation and has some terrible, horrible, no good stories about that time in his life, and the many, many children who died in the pediatric service there. “We were so stupid then” is one of the common refrain of those stories, which include accounts of how he and his fellow doctors did blood chemistry on dehydrated children by judging the color of the flame in a bunsen burner. Today those tests are done in seconds with a machine. The children were often dehydrated because it was common for sick kids to spend some time at a Navajo ceremony called a sing prior to being brought a long way to the hospital. Today, the Navajo Nation is one of the worst COVID-19 hot spots.

Back in the 50s and 60s, there was a compulsory draft, and the IHS was considered military service, so most of the medical staff consisted of people who joined to avoid the draft, many of whom went on to distinguished careers — my guess is that the quality of care when judged by standards back then was probably decent, who knows. I do know that the services offered at the reservation hospitals were bare-bones, and Dad has a lot of stories about riding in an ambulance to a far-off hospital with a sick person. He also has many stories of the illnesses of poverty on the rez, mostly shared after a few martinis.

I don’t have a lot of reservation stories but I do have a story about voter suppression. Because of their clear-eyed, rational concern about fraud, the South Dakota state legislature took a minute off from their usual work of banning abortion to pass laws requiring that voter registration forms and absentee ballots be notarized. So, more than 30 years ago, I became a notary public, following the advice of the South Dakota Democratic Party (RIP). It costs money to become a notary (application fees, a bond, a stamp and a seal), and notaries can charge for services. Who knows what the laws are today — they probably require that notaries wet their stamps using ink obtained from Chilean octopuses on full moon high tides in months ending in “r”, a requirement that John Roberts would understand and endorse as an eminently reasonable safeguard of democracy. The point is that, back before voter id became a thing, Republicans were pioneering voter suppression in their laboratory of anti-democracy, the reservation.

Well, enough story time, but it’s obvious that voter suppression and being shipped body bags when you ask for medical supplies are two pieces of bread around the shit sandwich called “being poor” and “being brown” here in the greatest country God has ever wrought, the U.S.A.

By the way, Pine Ridge knows the score — over a month ago, they posted guards at the entrances to their reservation towns to keep the modern day equivalent of smallpox blankets away from their people.

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COVID-19 & National Security Part I: Customs & Border Protection

by Adam L Silverman|  March 16, 20209:17 pm| 67 Comments

This post is in: America, Civil Rights, Covid-19 & National Security, COVID-19 Coronavirus, Criminal Justice, Domestic Politics, Election 2020, Immigration, Open Threads, Politics, Silverman on Security

As we have seen the completely botched implementation of the President’s ban on travel to and from the European Union over the past three days, Customs & Border Protection (CBP), especially the Customs part has come under some harsh criticism. Friends, lurkers, commenters, lend me your eyes. I come not to burry Customs, but to write about them. To be honest, the terrible mess of the arrivals processing at the thirteen airports designated to take international arrivals under the President’s executive order was complete foreseeable. Largely because the President completely botched explaining it in his Oval Office address last week. He misstated the policy and, as a result, a significantly large amount of US citizens and legal residents that were in the EU states, as well as several other European states not in the EU, immediately decided they need to get back to the US lest they get stranded somewhere in Europe. As a result far more people flew back to the US on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and today than could be quickly and efficiently processed at Customs and Immigration. Let alone also screened for potential infection.

Last Thursday, the 12th of March, Ken Klippenstein reported in The Nation that:

An Internal Pandemic Document Shows the Coronavirus Gives Trump Extraordinary Powers

A leaked Customs and Border Protection directive allows the agency to actively surveil and detain individuals suspected of carrying the illness—indefinitely.

That’s just the headline – YOWZA!!!!

The rest of the article is just as hyperbolic. Klippenstein’s reporting centers on the US Customs and Border Protection Operations Plan for Pandemic Response, which he helpfully and fortunately posts in pdf form at the bottom of the article. If you want to read Klippenstein’s article, click through, but the good news for you, as well as for everyone else in the US, is that Klippenstein misreported what CBP’s operations plan (OPLAN) allows them to do during a pandemic, as well as what they’re actually supposed to plan to do. I know this because 1) I actually read all 277 pages of the document, including all of the annexes (these will be important in just a phrase or two), 2) I know how to read US government planning documents because I’ve contributed to a bunch on the Army and DOD side of things over the years, and 3) all the actual important stuff is almost always in the appendices so as not to clutter up the core document with things that only apply to specific units or sections.

Klippenstein reports that:

Titled “Operations Plan for Pandemic Response” and marked for official use only, the document was drafted during the avian flu pandemic of 2007. It’s a blunt statement of authority, describing Customs and Border Patrol overseeing potential tent cities of quarantined detainees at the border and coordinating with unspecified intelligence agencies—both foreign and domestic—as well as the Pentagon.

Though the plan was drafted during the Bush administration, it remains CBP’s most recent pandemic response plan and is still in effect, according to a Department of Homeland Security source who provided The Nation with the document. A memo dated February 28 of this year, signed by CBP’s Acting Commissioner Mark Morgan and reviewed by The Nation, made reference to the pandemic response plan.

“Be assured, CBP is ready,” Morgan wrote. “We have a CBP national pandemic plan as well as continuity of operations plans.”

The document contains a number of startling assumptions, like the following: “Pandemic influenza…may challenge the essential stability of governments and society.”

Provided a copy of the document, Katherine Hawkins, senior legal analyst with the Project on Government Oversight, expressed concerns about how the administration might use these powers on immigrants.

“Given the [Trump] administration’s animus for noncitizens, I worry a lot about what they would do with these authorities even when those authorities make sense for a government to have in a public health crisis,” Hawkins said.

Her concerns appear well founded, as the document makes repeated reference to CBP and Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) role in transferring and detaining infected travelers—at one point alluding to “tent cities” erected for such a purpose.

The document states: “Due to the distance from CDC Quarantine Stations, some [CBP] locations will require areas designated for medical segregation to safely detain travelers potentially infected with the pandemic flu virus, thereby, helping prevent the spread of the virus to other detainees, travelers, and CBP employees.”

And: “CBP Directors of Field Operations and Chief Patrol Agents will jointly inventory their detention and isolation facilities, and identify other areas that may be utilized for these purposes, e.g., ‘tent cities’ with portable latrines.”

All of this sounds terribly dystopian until one reads the annexes. What the annexes make clear is that there is nothing in here that shouldn’t be. Every single reference in the two most applicable annexes – the first two: Intel and Operations – is always in regards to Centers for Disease Control (CDC) orders or Public Health Service orders or in terms of being in support of or seconded to assist either or both of those agencies. As in CBP will not make a decision to quarantine someone trying to enter the US. Rather they will make an initial determination that someone might need to be, then consult either the CDC or Public Health officer on site or if one is not on site, then via telephone, and then follow the instructions from CDC and/or Public Health. The actions delineated in these annexes include CBP using their preexisting protocols for travelers entering the US during times of non-medical emergency that arrive at points of entry who are ill, appear to be ill, or are traveling from some place with an outbreak of a specific disease. These include using preexisting contracted medically secure transport to appropriate pre-identified permanent or temporary facilities where treatment and observation can be conducted. And this rolls into the intel function. Passive collection is defined as the routine entry questionnaires and observing the person seeking to enter the US. Active collection is done under orders of the CDC and/or Public Health and includes taking temperatures and other diagnostics under CDC/Public Health officer direction. It isn’t setting up a stakeout, following someone, having them tracked by drone or spy satellite, or anything else nefarious. The breakdowns over the weekend were clearly from not having both enough Customs and Immigration officers in place, as well as not enough CDC and/or Public Health officials to do the screenings.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t trust CBP as far as I can throw them right now given how they’ve politicized themselves in support of the President and his racist agenda. As they ACLU has documented, Customs & Border Protection claim jurisdiction, under Federal regulations, over everything in the US within 100 miles of the border/coast and within 100 miles of every international port of entry (airports that receive international flights). As the ACLU states, at least 2/3 of all Americans live within 100 miles of the border, the coast, and/or 100 miles of an international port of entry. Moreover, CBP claims that these Federal regulations suspend portions of the Constitution, which is why the ACLU is rightly concerned about this and monitors it. And when we get reporting that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), CBP’s sibling organization, is still conducting its stepped up raids in sanctuary cities, which will make it less likely that undocumented immigrants will seek medical care or other assistance, it only reinforces everyone’s suspicions. However, in regard to what Klippinstein has reported, I just don’t see anything in CBP pandemic OPLAN that shouldn’t be there or should freak anyone out. In fact this is a very soberly written and appropriate contingency and crisis action planning document.

Just a quick related note: a lot of people are asking about or worried about or, in some cases sending hoax tests and tweets, about whether the President will order a national/nation-wide quarantine or lockdown order. I’ll have more on this in a subsequent post, but the President doesn’t have this power despite declaring a national emergency for the novel Coronavirus and COVID-19. The short reason for this is that the national emergency declaration for the novel Coronavirus and COVID-19 is rooted in the Stafford Act and the Stafford Act does not give the President the power to order a nation wide quarantine or lock down.

Open thread!

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Federal Appeals Court Blocks Trump’s ‘Remain in Mexico’ Policy

by Cheryl Rofer|  February 28, 20204:33 pm| 33 Comments

This post is in: Immigration

Partially good news.

A federal court on Friday upended a central pillar of the Trump administration’s immigration agenda, ruling that asylum seekers must be allowed into the United States while their cases weave through American immigration courts.

In their opinion on Friday, the judges said the policy is “invalid in its entirety” 

Additionally,

In a separate ruling on Friday, the same panel of appeals court judges rejected another of the Trump administration’s attempts to restrict asylum. In that case, the judges reviewed a policy that blocks anyone who had entered the United States illegally — as opposed to presenting themselves at a legal port of entry — from applying for asylum.

Not clear what happens next.

Government lawyers may quickly move to reverse the decision, before border agents are once again overwhelmed by thousands of people who must now be processed and allowed into the United States. They could request an immediate stay, or an “en banc” review by all of the judges on the Ninth Circuit — once a reliably progressive venue that has seen a number of recent conservative appointees under President Trump. Another option would be to request that the case be taken up by the Supreme Court, where President Trump has secured a conservative majority.

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Cheap Snark Open Thread: Being Mean to MAGAt Morons

by Anne Laurie|  February 12, 20201:18 am| 46 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Immigration, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Right to Vote, Your Place Is In The Resistance

I actually love the idea of a mandatory citizenship test for everyone. Birth rights are dumb. It’s not an achievement to be born and nobody should be rewarded for it.
I also find it hilarious that Republicans think this will play to THEIR advantage. https://t.co/PDhvKKPzKj

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) February 4, 2020

Citizenship tests, @benshapiro? Citizenship tests for everyone? Bring them the fuck on, Benny boy! The GOP will have zero seats in the Senate. None! Fucking Montana will be stone cold blue as the only people with voting rights will be university students.
Bring. Them. On!

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) February 5, 2020

I try not to encourage being mean to people (yeah, you should read me when the filters are *off*), but when people waltz into someone else’s online conversation attempting to ‘slay’ them, well — don’t start none, won’t *be* none, fellas. Since Ben Shapiro is well-compensated for being a professional Guy Who Never Learns, only fitting he lead this clown parade…

It’s like they live in their own reality. The US Constitution is completely invalid there, save for the 2nd Amendment, and facts are literally anything they like them to be.
It’s not even a cult. It’s an asylum. https://t.co/295bS4rSm1

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) February 5, 2020

The bio says “American through and through.”
I mean, not enough to read the Constitution, but definitely enough to show immigrants what’s what.
Sad, sad dumbasses. https://t.co/3T7PfwTSB2

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) February 5, 2020

English is hard, too. https://t.co/2g8wDXjIug

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) February 5, 2020

And now I have to explain to them that Mitt won’t need to face the voters until 2024… It’s almost like being born here doesn’t ACTUALLY make you a real American or something. https://t.co/X76T5oX45j

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) February 5, 2020

A supporter of Trump is telling me that my party is perfectly illustrated by bashing people who disagree with me on the internet.
Someone, please, check 5th Avenue for a body of a shooting victim named “Irony.” https://t.co/fiIA8qE7lG

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) February 5, 2020

When you are a Trump cultist, reading the US Constitution is extremely hard. Reading newspaper articles is no easier. Hell, even reading the entire headline of the very article you try to shame me with is too damn exhausting. pic.twitter.com/Q57VUbtpSK

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) February 6, 2020

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The Retaliation Begins

by Four Seasons Total Landscaping mistermix|  February 6, 20202:57 pm| 140 Comments

This post is in: Immigration

Trump just suspended NEXUS enrollments for New York State residents:

The Trump administration will no longer allow New York residents to enroll in Global Entry or other Trusted Traveler programs, citing new “sanctuary” policies that limit federal access to state driver’s license data, acting homeland security secretary Chad Wolf said on Fox News late Wednesday.

Wolf told host Tucker Carlson that he sent a letter to the New York State Department of Motor Vehicles informing the agency that the state’s new limits on information-sharing with U.S. Customs and Border Protection made it impossible for federal authorities to process travelers’ applications for Global Entry and other programs.

This is huge in Western New York, because many of us travel to Canada regularly and NEXUS cuts a lot of time from the process. The real reason behind it is that New York just passed a law called “Green Light” that lets the undocumented get drivers’ licenses. It’s more race-baiting for the base, we’ll fight it in court, but this is just the start of Trump’s efforts to turn blue state residents into second class citizens.

Edited to add: The flimsy premise of this whole stupid act is that somehow Green Light restricts Homeland Security from accessing the DMV database. It doesn’t, and also kids can get NEXUS (if you’re crossing, to be in the NEXUS lane, everyone has to have it). It’s just stupid and mean, like everything Trump does.

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Popcult Open Thread: *Best* Part of the Superbowl!

by Anne Laurie|  February 3, 202011:09 am| 80 Comments

This post is in: Free Markets Solve Everything, Music, Open Threads, Popular Culture, Sports, The Brown Enemy Within

Yeah, TaMara posted this last night — but it’s a long Monday, and if this doesn’t pump you up a bit, you might be clinically dead…

I think Jennifer Lopez just won the Iowa caucus

— Grace Segers (@Grace_Segers) February 3, 2020

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira brought out J Balvin, Bad Bunny and J Lo’s daughter for a career-spanning halftime performance that some are calling the best in #SuperBowl history.https://t.co/slSxSWFtGy

— Twitter Moments (@TwitterMoments) February 3, 2020

So, for the NFL’s Miami celebration of Latinx culture, superstar Shakira (who is Colombian) brought out Puerto Rican reggaeton singer Bad Bunny, and superstar Jennifer Lopez (whose parents are Puerto Rican) played with Colombian singer J Balvin. (Yes, I had to google.) Bonus points, callbacks to Shakira’s Lebanese heritage, and her anthem for the South African World Cup. Not to mention a subtle reference to kids in cages, also King Kong, plus Bruce Springsteen, and pole dancing!

… According to data crunched by Twitter, Jennifer Lopez and Shakira’s smoking-hot rendition of “Waka Waka” was the most-tweeted moment during the halftime slot.

And for the one-two knockout punch, JLo’s pole-dance routine during her performance of “Waiting for Tonight” was the second-most tweeted spectacle…

We also don’t give af pic.twitter.com/eyY8AEdm01

— Heather Havrilesky (@hhavrilesky) February 3, 2020

Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo, at Remezcla:

… They are the first two Latinas to headline the halftime show together. As we noted earlier last year, Gloria Estefan was the first to ever do it (sola, por supuesto) in 1992. Shakira’s mentor paved the way for her and her counterpart and now, in celebration of the beginning of a new year and decade (we’ve all collectively decided January didn’t count), J.Lo and Shaki did the same for generations to come.

#DontLookAway #NoKidsInCages pic.twitter.com/8P1O6ZhaHb

— RAICES (@RAICESTEXAS) February 3, 2020

J.Lo used the spotlight to show off her excellent pole dancing skills (once again putting the Oscars to shame) and pass the performing baton to her daughter, Emme. The 11-year-old shared her talent on stage alongside mom with a unique spin on “Let’s Get Loud,” in which the Nuyorican mother of two whipped out the Puerto Rican flag in all its glory by way of (faux?) fur and came as close to a political message as the night would get with children in lit-up cages.

“Born in the U.S.A,” Emme bounced off her mother’s vocals throughout the bridge…

Singing “Born in the USA” while draped in a Puerto Rican flag is an excellent flex

— Matt Browner Hamlin (@mattkbh) February 3, 2020

A good time to remember that the Trump administration has viciously withheld needed recovery funds from Puerto Rico and this is an inexcusable neglect of American citizens

— Matt Browner Hamlin (@mattkbh) February 3, 2020

And speaking of ‘suspiciously brown people’…

Chiming in because I know everyone will be making jokes about this for days — this is a popular Arab tradition, called zaghrouta, used to express joy at celebrations. In the melting pot that is Miami, you could not have picked a better Super Bowl act and this was a lovely touch. https://t.co/q1H9l8UpQ5

— Lulu Ramadan (@luluramadan) February 3, 2020

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You really have to understand how huge Shakira’s performance was for the Middle Eastern community. She had belly dancing, a mijwiz and a derbeke, performed “Ojos Asi” which was one of the few Shakira songs to have Arabic in it, did a Zaghrouta, all love on the biggest stage

— Danny Hajjar ???? ???? ???? (@DanielGHajjar) February 3, 2020

What is going to produce the most protests over this halftime show?

— Alyssa Rosenberg (@AlyssaRosenberg) February 3, 2020

Moral panic from one of the lead organs in support of a President noted for banging porn stars. https://t.co/BjVzhULtn3

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) February 3, 2020

I love that the actual final score is a tiny little sidebar below all of the hyperventilating. pic.twitter.com/zQfP4xS6a2

— Schooley (@Rschooley) February 3, 2020

Look, when the alternative ‘entertainment’ is the kind of sad, defensive jingoism Dave Roth mocks…

Please join me in celebrating football and America. https://t.co/LKVFh4T2e4

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) February 2, 2020

… When Fox has the broadcast rights to the Super Bowl, as it does this year, you had better believe those horns are going to be in play. This year, as in past Fox years, you’ll hear some patriotic tootling and snare drum rum-dum-dumming playing under footage of various NFL personalities reciting the Declaration of Independence as they walk through historic buildings, or while surrounded by troops and first responders and military hardware, or while towering over youth football teams. In 2008, Michael Strahan and a bunch of New York firefighters in their dress uniforms did their part while standing over the still-raw pit at Ground Zero. Usually it takes a long time for a tradition to become a tradition, and even more time after that for it to become opaque and abstract and rote in the way that traditions do. Fox’s determination to make Super Bowl Sunday a celebration of America skipped a bunch of those steps. It started out confusing and overdetermined and then pretty much stayed that way…

After two decades of leveraging and re-leveraging the actual thing that has value here—a game, in this stupid and beautiful and preposterous sport, that people really do want to watch together—this is the celebration we’re left with. More than that, there’s the sense that it can only get bigger, broader, bloatier, that the people invested in staging it can only ever do more. Not because the show isn’t big enough, and certainly not because anyone is demanding more of this politics-of-no-politics pomp, or more fife-and-drum goonery, or more and more desperate reiterations of those first panicked gestures towards purpose and togetherness. The audience is less important than the gestures, and the gestures long ago supplanted and replaced the message they sought to convey. It can only get bigger, and only ever becomes more uncanny as it grows. The same could be said of the NFL in many ways, but all of this delusion and desperation together produces something wildly abstract and stilted; there’s an uneasy but undeniable comedy to the way it all expands without ever quite growing. All this trouble, for all these years, all because some powerful people were frightened that doing less would look like admitting defeat.

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