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The Ghost of Christmas One Percent pic.twitter.com/4KlF8sUtzB — Schooley (@Rschooley) December 3, 2019 Melania Trump’s White House Christmas decorations are a monochromatic wonderland https://t.co/9nRy0lPHJW — The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) December 2, 2019 … White paper stars hang from the ceiling of the East Colonnade, a passageway that has been transformed by arches lined with clear …
WH Xmas Open Thread: “The Spirit of America”… Is Very, Very WhitePost + Comments (86)
This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Humorous, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, All Too Normal, Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell
Sounds like they were psychic. https://t.co/8095Fjx2H4 — Dennis DiClaudio (@dennisdiclaudio) November 19, 2019 Stephanie Grisham may be a worse person than Sarah Huckabee Sanders. — Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) November 20, 2019 “Lord, make my enemies ridiculous”… but really it was totally uncalled for for Obama's outgoing chief of staff to put saran wrap on all …
ICYMI Snark Break Open Thread: WH Press Secretary: <em>Look, A Jackalope! </em>Post + Comments (26)
Old enough to remember when the Bush administration lied about the outgoing Clinton folks removing all the W keys from the keyboards https://t.co/J182BQWAxn
— ric flair drippini (@jesseltaylor) November 19, 2019
Even YAF alumni Jon Karl wasn’t falling for this particular okie-doke:
I was in the West Wing on the evening of January 20, 2017, talking to several incoming Trump officials as they moved into their offices. I saw no offices "filled with Obama books" and nobody mentioned "you will fail" notes. Here are photos I took at the WH that night pic.twitter.com/TUZhbO6QbN
— Jonathan Karl (@jonkarl) November 19, 2019
TBH, had I worked in the Obama White House, I probably would've left a really nasty note for my Trump admin successor, which is just one of the many reasons why I never would've been hired by the Obama White House.
— Daily Trix (@DailyTrix) November 20, 2019
This is false. I left my successor a note that said “if you want advice you can talk to my fist” and then i punched a series holes in the wall that spelled out “JCPOA 4 LYFE BITCH” but then again i quit in 2013 https://t.co/1snZQV2Pby
— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) November 19, 2019
by Adam L Silverman| 30 Comments
This post is in: Cat Blogging, Humorous, Open Threads, Popular Culture, Floriduh Woman
We report, you decide! THERE IS A SIAMESE LOOKING CAT CLIMBING UP MY SCREEN CAGE AND WALKING ON MY LABIA pic.twitter.com/LALB0K6Q9e — Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) September 11, 2019 Obligatory: Open Thread!
Floriduh! Woman Or Cat Blogging? You Make the CallPost + Comments (30)
This post is in: Free Markets Solve Everything, Humorous, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, Decline and Fall, Peak Wingnut Was a Lie!
"Hi Meghan, it's Tim down at Chili's. Yep, he's here again. Um, two Fuzzy Navels and some loaded potato skins. Yeah, I've got his keys, but I'm afraid we're going to have to ban him this time." pic.twitter.com/CeUeOKjQ9B — Gary Legum (@GaryLegum) August 29, 2019 Admitted plagiarist and general internet nuisance Ben Domenech is the …
by Adam L Silverman| 87 Comments
This post is in: Humorous, Open Threads, Floriduh Man, Not Normal, Our Failed Political Establishment
What did BettyC know and when did she know it? It was a weird day yesterday: Escambia County Commissioner Doug Underhill receives prank box labeled 'industrial strength dildos' https://t.co/23lLwQAn31 — Jim Little (@JimWLittle) August 16, 2019 The Pensacola News Journal has all the details: Escambia County Commissioner Doug Underhill is fuming after a box labeled …
Not Safe For Work Delivery: Floriduh! Man EditionPost + Comments (87)
by Adam L Silverman| 121 Comments
This post is in: Because of wow., Health Care, Humorous, Not Politics, Open Threads, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, WTF?
Oh, my. https://t.co/3maqcWrnsJ — Your Mom (@MostBoringGirl) August 5, 2019 I realize that mine was done as part of a religious ritual when I was 8 days old, but I would think that if you’re chatting with the nurses and technicians while getting botox and you notice that they’re not giving you any injections in …
I Have Many, Many Questions: Cosmetic Surgery Gone Awry EditionPost + Comments (121)
by Adam L Silverman| 72 Comments
This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Humorous, Open Threads
Welcome to Balloon Juice After Dark! You don’t see this every day! (h/t: Charles Pierce, who should definitely be hired to moderate a one of the Democratic primary debates!) Irish Twitter! A couple years ago a Victorian ivory dildo went up for auction and it made headlines. It was reportedly sold to an American private …
OK folks. The auction is in 90 minutes, so I don't have time to set up a crowdfunding campaign. What I'm going to do is if anyone wants to contribute to our bid, they can paypal me the money ([email protected]), and if we don't win, I'll refund everyone back.
— Sex Siopa (@SexSiopa) July 29, 2019
If we do win this auction, I'll be looking into which museum it would best be suited to donate to. Tag your faves below. #HauntedDildoAuction
— Sex Siopa (@SexSiopa) July 29, 2019
Ok with regards to how the donation money will be used:
If we lose, obviously all donations will be sent back via Paypal.
If we win, I start phoning museums.
— Sex Siopa (@SexSiopa) July 29, 2019
T-minus 5 minutes to #HauntedDildoAuction!
— Sex Siopa (@SexSiopa) July 29, 2019
We’re flying through the lots now. We’re lot 320 and we’re currently on lot 132. I’d say we’ve another hour to go.
— Sex Siopa (@SexSiopa) July 29, 2019
Nearly there now. Lot 299. I’m so nervous!
— Sex Siopa (@SexSiopa) July 29, 2019
If you want to hear me screaming the word “FUCK!” a lot, you can watch my Instagram Live from the moment I won the dildo last night. I’m @sexsiopa pic.twitter.com/dTQlXdsCGv
— Sex Siopa (@SexSiopa) July 30, 2019
Open thread!
by John Cole| 84 Comments
This post is in: Election Year, Humorous
And I approve: *golf clap emoji*
This post is in: Humorous, Nature, Open Threads
This news out of Hawaii explains so much! Hawaii’s health department has released fresh warnings about a parasitic worm that can infest human brains after officials confirmed that three more visitors to the state picked up the infection. Not just any worm, either, but one perfectly named in the context of Republican political gamesmanship: The parasitic worm …
At Last, An Explanation For The Death Of Reason In The Republican PartyPost + Comments (188)
Just got off the phone with Luke AFB officials. Two F-35s went up against two other F-35s to simulate a dogfight. And what happened? They're maneuvers created an ACCIDENTAL sky penis contrail. Luke says it was NOT an intentional sky penis, per review More from me (ugggggh) soon — Oriana Pawlyk (@Oriana0214) May 30, 2019 …
Today In US Air Force News: Sky Penis EditionPost + Comments (188)
by Adam L Silverman| 71 Comments
This post is in: America, Crazification Factor, Domestic Politics, Election 2016, Election Year, Foreign Affairs, Humorous, Open Threads, Politics, Popular Culture, Post-racial America, Not Normal
Thanks to an intrepid White House pool videographer, we have footage of the President meeting with his cabinet today. Open thread!
Footage of the President Meeting With (What’s Left of) His CabinetPost + Comments (71)
by Adam L Silverman| 42 Comments
This post is in: America, Because of wow., Crazification Factor, Humorous, Open Threads, Not Normal
A cover letter we received for the @today_explained internship pic.twitter.com/JWKs7eYFsQ — sean (@rameswaram) December 10, 2018 I am not authorized at this time to confirm or deny that this is my cover letter or BettyC’s… Open thread.
Florida Man or Woman Plans His or Her Escape!Post + Comments (42)
This post is in: Cat Blogging, Humorous, Open Threads
I just love this video, have been watching it all afternoon. Watch these wildlife officials struggle to stay alive as they release the world's most badass bobcat kitten back into the wild. The bobcat, who we're calling Mr. Murderbritches, was relocated after he was caught eating 🐔🐔🐔 in Kanarraville, UT. Long live Mr. Murderbritches! pic.twitter.com/j0ABaR8cqk …
by John Cole| 21 Comments
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Remember this: Beware! Unless you people shut up and begin acting like grown-ups with brains enough to understand the difference between political belief and personal faith, the Unitarian Jihad will begin a series of terrorist-like actions. We will take over television studios, kidnap so-called commentators and broadcast calm, well-reasoned discussions of the issues of the …
by John Cole| 42 Comments
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One of my favorite genres of comedy is the Q&A section for Amazon products. This for a no-spill gas can is amazing: Back to watching hurricane model and checking up to date stills from OBX traffic cams. Stay tuned for my reddit AMA on all things hurricane.