This exchange that just occurred on Fox News between Judge Jeanine and Dan Bongino was somehow meant in earnest. I repeat — this is not a parody. pic.twitter.com/H1pcWdG3zf
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 16, 2020
Which for some reason reminded me of commentor Another Scott‘s link this morning, from Wonkette:
Gun Nut Blows Own Nuts Off, Is Hailed As Hero By Group Of Men Who Point Guns At Their Nuts
… On August 11, the man, a member of the “Loaded Guns Pointed at [B]enis” group, started posting a live video of himself pointing a gun at his dick and balls, for reasons, when the gun “accidentally” went off, in what’s more accurately called a “negligent discharge” — and how. The video was swiftly deleted, and the man subsequently posted the picture above, showing blood spattered everywhere and the caption “[B]ois, I think I fucked up.” You will note the copy of the Constitution in the upper left corner, reminding us all that it is a man’s Second Amendment right to shoot his balls off if he so chooses.
It was not a mere graze. The man later went to the hospital and discovered that it had actually gone through, which seems … uncomfortable. But apparently he is doing okay for a guy who just shot himself in the balls. He has since been made an administrator of the group, and members have been photoshopping memes of him as a king, accepting the Presidential Medal of Freedom, etc. etc…
Further explication at the link.
Now, sure, this “king” could be a Biden voter, but be honest: If there is not a ‘Fudds for Trump’ flag at the next boat flotilla, it will be a disappointment.
Also, the Oval Office Occupant should absolutely do an interview with his fellow KING during one of his upcoming TeleRallies(tm), possibly with DJT Jr or Eric as moderator, because that would pwn Normie Joe Biden, who has never even considered the entertainment value of shooting himself in the balls.
Trump cites his boater support as evidence there's a "silent majority" for him: "There are thousands of boats, in lakes, rivers and oceans — thousands and thousands of boats…some of the boats have 10 flags on them…"
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 15, 2020
If only boats, or even better flags, had the vote!
Y’know, the Man Without A Country was being punished for treason…