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6 And he hath spoken harsh words of disparagement about the rulers of friendly nations, and hath alienated them; and hath broken treaties and alliances, to the great detriment of an orderly world.

7 But of other rulers, he hath spoken only words of glorification, and admiration, and conciliation: the rulers of the Rus, and Corea of the North, and the Magyar; and many other such despotic men.

8 And in the third year of his reign he spake to the ruler of the land of Ukraine, and said unto him, I will give you weapons of war, and will relieve your country of burdensome sanctions, and shall receive you in my palace; but you must do us a favour, though, and must search for evidence of wrongdoing by my political rival (who seeks to unseat me from my throne), 9 and his son.

10 It came to pass that at the start of the fourth year of Trump’s rule, the people and their representatives did rise up in law, to remove him from office for these crimes. And one chamber weighed the evidence, and wrote with their hand upon the wall the words MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN; which means, Your days are numbered, and you have been weighed in the balance and found wanting.

11 But the other chamber of law disregarded the evidence, as men do brush away gnats, and would not remove him from his high office; 12 and Donald the Trump was greatly emboldened, and continued his rule; and his crimes increased in number, and in substance, and in intensity; and he knew no shame, nor restraint.

13 But thereupon did great disasters start to fall upon his people, and do still continue:

14 FIRSTLY, a great plague, which sickened many people in all parts of the world, visited the shores of the land ruled by Trump; and behold, the people fell ill, and died, in numbers greatly exceeding their allotment. And those who did not fall ill stayed in their chambers for many months; nor did they venture out of doors.

15 And Donald withheld face coverings, and body coverings, and hand coverings from the healers; and he said unto his people, you must try the remedies I propose; and the healers said, Do not try these, for you may sicken and die. But Donald of Trump said, What have you got to lose? And some of the people tried these remedies, and some of them sickened and died: as the healers had foretold.

16 SECONDLY, the people could no longer ply their trades because they feared the plague, and were without coin; and had not money to stay in their dwelling-places, and were turned onto the streets, and were left without roof or shelter. And the anger of the people mounted, and grew greater with the heat of the lengthening days.

17 THIRDLY, the people in the land were of many hues, and they suffered, and despaired; but those of a pale hue suffered to a lesser degree than those of a dark hue. And those whose skin was black suffered most greatly at the hands of their pale brethren, and their pale sisters (who are called Karen-happuch); and especially did they suffer and die at the hands of guards, and soldiers, and officers of the law.

18 And those with skin of ebony, and many of those with skin of alabaster, and of all hues between alabaster and ebony, said, This is not right. We mourn the deaths of our brethren, and their deaths anger us greatly; for they should not have died in this wise. 19 And they joined together in cities across the land, and in many foreign lands; and marched in the streets in great numbers, and halted their games of sport, and let their voices be heard.

20 When Donald the Trump heard these things, he raged to his courtiers; and the words that he spake and the actions that he took were against the people in their suffering.

21 The wickedness of the Reign of Trump was without limit; and the chroniclers have told of many terrible deeds, which are too numerous to recount herein.

22 For some have said, Donald of the Tribe of Trump is a Philistine; he values not reading, nor music, nor painting, nor wit, nor the learned discourse which men of culture do enjoy; nor has he ever wished the company of cats or dogs or such loving creatures which soothe the soul and are balm to the spirit.

23 And some have said, Donald of the Tribe of Trump is an hypocrite; for he hath sought the company of those who procure the services of young girls; and when they are imprisoned he wishes them well.

24 And he hath asked the blessing of men of the cloth, who are faithless to their wives and whose wives do cuckold them openly. And again and again he hath proclaimed himself a godly man, though he is ungodly in word, thought, and deed.

Here endeth Chapter Four.

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7 And further, he said to the people, I will build a Great Wall to keep them from crossing into our land; and if you select me as your ruler, I promise I will keep you and your wives and daughters safe; and you shall enjoy great wealth if I am your ruler; and should illness or injury befall you, I shall cause the costs of your healing to be paid.

8 And it came to pass that the people in their numbers did not wish to make Donald their ruler, rather did they wish for Hillary of the Clintons to rule them; but the law of the land gave great weight to the Land of Badgers and the Land of Wolverines and the Lands of Keystone and Buckeye; and Donald of Trump became ruler of the land.

9 Now at this time, and throughout his reign, the people took the streets, in great number, and did mightily protest.  10 And Donald of Trump called to his side courtiers who said worshipful and many flattering things about him; and he looked upon his promises that he had made before he became ruler; and he laughed and denied them all, every one.

11 And as the years passed during the Time of Trump, many afflictions were visited upon the people, and borne by them: most grievous were the mortal injuries from the small machines which do shoot fiery pellets into the flesh of young children at their studies, and folk of all degree who gather for a musical festival, and do slay them thereof.

12 And the Trump courtiers did cruelly separate mothers from sons, and fathers from daughters, and husbands from wives; and the young ones he did place in cages of iron and send them unto places unknown in the land, and they did not see their fathers and mothers again; and the old ones he did return to the lands whereof they came; and great was the wailing and lamentation; young and old alike did they weep.

13 And after too many such things to number, and the people having tried to rid themselves of this turbulent ruler, the days were come that Donald of Trump said unto his people, Lo, if you make me ruler of your land again, this time I really honestly seriously promise that I will keep you and your wives and daughters safe; and you shall enjoy great wealth if I am your ruler; and should illness or injury befall you, I shall cause the costs of your healing to be paid.

14 For he had said these things four years earlier; and the people did believe him.

15 But as the time of decision neared, unto the land of Donald came unwelcome events: poverty, and plague, and uprisings against the guardians of law and order; and later came hurricane and fire and flood, and murder hornets, and uprisings in cities throughout the land.

Here endeth Chapter Three.

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