Via Wonkette, “Brave Army Man Sues Nobama to Avoid War”:
U.S. Army Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook filed a request last week in federal court seeking a temporary restraining order and status as a conscientious objector with the intent to stall and eventually prevent an upcoming deployment to Afghanistan.
In the 20-page document — filed July 8 with the United States District Court, Middle District of Georgia — Cook’s California-based attorney, Orly Taitz, asks the court to consider granting his client’s request based upon Cook’s belief that President Barrack Obama is not a natural-born citizen of the United States and is therefore ineligible to serve as commander-in-chief of U.S Armed Forces.
Cook further states he “would be acting in violation of international law by engaging in military actions outside the United States under this President’s command, and that Plaintiff would thus be simultaneously unable to perform his duties in good Rule 65(b) Application for Temporary Restraining Order 22 conscience and yet be simultaneously subjecting himself to possible prosecution as a war criminal by the faithful execution of these duties.”
Not that I blame the man for trying to get out of going to Afghanistan, because that is not a healthful situation by any means, but — asking Orly “Alfa Birfer” Taitz to represent him in court?
And then adding the double-reverse triple-axel moonbat “Any American military action in Afghanistan constitutes a war crime” plea?
It’s as though Major Cook didn’t want anybody to like him anymore!