Looks like Mexico agreed to a bunch of adjectives. Art of the deal.

— Sam Bagenstos (@sbagen) June 8, 2019

Mexico broke into its Strategic Superlatives stockpile, so — as of 6:15am EDT — our imported avocados remain affordable…

“President Trump called off his plan to impose tariffs on all Mexican goods on Friday night and announced on Twitter that the United States had reached an agreement with Mexico”@shearm https://t.co/N0NjVloa54 via ⁦@nytimes⁩

— Michael Tackett (@tackettdc) June 8, 2019

For some reason, Democrats (and other sane people) fail to be overawed by the Squatter-in-Chief’s “accomplishment”!

This is an historic night!@realDonaldTrump has announced that he has cut a deal to “greatly reduce, or eliminate, Illegal Immigration coming from Mexico and into the United States.”

Now that that problem is solved, I’m sure we won’t be hearing any more about it in the future. https://t.co/DNNfbevkGP

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) June 8, 2019

1. Let Trump prove what he got. 2. Let Mexico confirm they got something. 3. Otherwise assume whole thing was a fraud. Why does he deserve benefit of the doubt? His — oh we can avoid this — started just after atrocious job #'s. Coincidence? I think not!

— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) June 8, 2019

I guess Waters called it too. https://t.co/rPYJxSmi7D

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) June 8, 2019

Of COURSE he called off the tariffs.

He had to wait until the entire clickservative Trump media wrote 500000 words about how AMAAAAZING tariffs are, and how Trump STRONG LIKE BULL. pic.twitter.com/TWbTVIWEm6

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 8, 2019