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Fire Walker Chronicles: A Million Reasons To Say No

by Zandar|  January 17, 20125:50 pm| 133 Comments

This post is in: Don't Mourn, Organize, Election 2012, Kochsuckers, Vote Like Your Country Depends On It

Democrats in Wisconsin needed about 540,000 signatures in 60 days to trigger a recall election for Republican Gov. Scott Walker.  Today was the deadline, and they posted a seven figure number. Democrats and organizers filed petitions Tuesday afternoon with more than a million signatures as they sought to force a recall election against Gov. Scott …

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Fire Walker Chronicles: The GOP’s Signature Move

by Zandar|  January 6, 20123:27 pm| 28 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Kochsuckers, Republican Venality, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

The massive political game of chicken that is the recall effort against Wisconsin GOP Gov. Scott Walker (working title? Recall: The Electoral Opera)  entered a new phase as former GOP State Senator and Republican-friendly judge J. Mac Davis ruled in favor of the Governor as expected, saying now that the burden of vetting the recall …

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A New Virus To Be Injected Into the Public Discourse

by John Cole|  January 5, 20121:00 pm| 78 Comments

This post is in: Kochsuckers, Politics, Assholes

Lovely: Impressed by the effectiveness of the liberal Center for American Progress, a group of conservative journalists and operatives are preparing to engage in their own sincerest form of flattery — launching an advocacy group with a similar name and mission but very different target. Part assault on CAP and part homage, the Center for …

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Fire Walker Chronicles: Home Field Shutout

by Zandar|  December 30, 20116:28 am| 92 Comments

This post is in: Kochsuckers, Republican Venality, Vote Like Your Country Depends On It, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, hoocoodanode, Our Failed Political Establishment

Looks like not only will Wisconsin GOP Gov. Scott Walker get his day in court to argue that the state’s recall process is unconstitutional, but that Democrats will be locked out of the case, unable to present arguments to defend the recall. A judge in Wisconsin has ruled that Democratic recall organizers cannot challenge a …

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Suck on this

by DougJ|  December 21, 201112:00 pm| 126 Comments

This post is in: Kochsuckers

The more I follow politics, the more I like it when libruls do things like this: You know, people with kids are driving by. And you know there are little kids who are 8, 9, 10 years old who are old enough to be able to read that and might say, ‘Mommy, what does that …

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Walker Of The Last Mile

by Zandar|  December 15, 20117:14 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: Kochsuckers, Republican Venality, Vote Like Your Country Depends On It, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell

How terrified is Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker and the state’s GOP about the news that in just 30 days, Wisconsin Dems have already obtained 90% plus of the signatures they need to trigger a recall election?  Why, they’re scared enough to actually try to sink the whole proceeding with this pathetic tactic. Wisconsin Republicans have …

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Regulatory disappearing act

by Kay|  December 13, 20111:39 pm| 50 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Kochsuckers, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Vote Like Your Country Depends On It, Democratic Cowardice, Democratic Stupidity, Good News For Conservatives, Our Awesome Meritocracy, Our Failed Media Experiment, Our Failed Political Establishment, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

DougJ linked to this NYTimes piece on for-profit colleges yesterday. Read the whole thing, or I’ll just give you my summary: the federal government attempted to regulate for-profit colleges, a huge army of lobbyists descended, and the federal government gutted the regulations. Arne Duncan isn’t quoted in the piece, but I’ve been reading up on …

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