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Update On Barry And New Orleans – Open Thread

Eric Holthaus is retweeting a bunch of useful information:


Hibernation Open Thread

I won’t share the temperature range we experienced today for fear of being pelted with ice-encased snowballs by commenters living through polar vortex conditions. But by our standards, it’s chilly. Maybe that’s why this lazy fellow was reluctant to get out of bed this morning:

We don’t put clothing on our dogs. Maybe in some climates, it’s necessary. But I’ve always thought it would injure the dignity of an animal to clothe it.

Now I’m rethinking that. Perhaps my scorn for pet dress-up was due to the fact that, until recently, I’ve always had largish dogs. Daisy doesn’t seem cold in the least, but poor little Badger really does act like he needs a sweater.

Open thread!

A Little Florence Music

So here’s a bit of Florence + The Machine.

Everybody in North and South Carolina stay safe!

Open thread!

Not Sure If This Is Penetration At All Levels Or Getting Schlonged? Florida Weather Edition!

That’s one well endowed weather map if you know what I mean. And I think you do…

Here’s the rundown from Earther, but to be honest, I was just looking for an excuse to post the strangely suggestive weather map tweet…

We’re still a few weeks out from the official start of hurricane season, but tropical cyclones don’t care much for regulation. That’s why there’s a small chance one could spin up off the Florida Panhandle this week.

A large, low pressure area filled with clouds and thunderstorms has developed across the southeastern Gulf of Mexico, and it’s marching slowly northward toward the west coast of Florida. As it moves across warm Gulf waters and gathers strength over the next 48 hours, it has about a 30 percent chance of getting organized into a cyclone.

Over the next five days, those odds rise to 40 percent, according to the National Weather Service.

Weather Underground meteorologist Bob Henson told Earther that in all likelihood, any cyclone that does form would be classified a tropical or subtropical depression, with maximum sustained winds of 38 mph or less. But, he added, there’s a “small chance” of a named tropical or subtropical storm, one featuring wind speeds of 39—73 mph.

“I wouldn’t rule it out, it’s just on the lower side of the probabilities,” Henson said, noting that water temperatures are a bit marginal right now.

Regardless of how fierce the storm gets, Floridians are going to feel it. The entire Florida Peninsula could be in for heavy rainfall this week, with eastern Florida around Kennedy Space Center expected to see up to seven inches of precipitation. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing—central and South Florida are coming off a particularly dry dry season, with more than 30 percent of the state in moderate to severe drought as of May 8.

Stay dry!

Open thread.

Mid To Late Evening Open Thread: The Crossdressing Attorneys Of Arendelle To The Rescue!

(Sort of) Queen Elsa to the rescue!

You’d expect to see this type of thing in Florida, not Boston, if Florida had blizzards.

Also, Crossdressing Attorneys would be the name of my neo-punk cover band if I had any musical aptitude whatsoever.


Stay frosty!

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