Balloon Juice commentor Waldo:
What prosecutors say: The president was in on it.
What Trump hears: The president was innocent.
Individual 1 guilty as sin, though. https://t.co/XXPd0W3GmC
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) December 8, 2018
Except for that little part where the US Attorney’s Office says that you directed and coordinated with Cohen to commit two felonies. Other than that, totally scot-free. https://t.co/YXmgY9KmXi
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) December 8, 2018
And just like that all the smart money in Vegas shuffles over to "insanity defense."
— Schooley (@Rschooley) December 8, 2018
People who have been convicted or pleaded guilty since Trump became POTUS
— Trump's personal attorney
— Trump's former campaign chairman
— Trump's former WH national security adviser
— Trump's former campaign adviser
— Trump's former deputy campaign chairman
— Manu Raju (@mkraju) December 7, 2018
Don Jr. at home printing out emails to shred
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) December 7, 2018
OUCH: "If Trump really wanted Hillary locked up, he should have hired her to work on his campaign" – from a friend on Facebook
— Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) December 8, 2018
Looking forward to Marco Rubio, Lindsay Graham, Rand Paul, & Ted Cruz defend the guy who likely got help from Russia to defeat them for the Republican nomination.
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) December 7, 2018
Inspiring reminder: In America anyone can grow up and become Individual-1
— Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) December 8, 2018
Individual 1 desperately looking for someone he can flip on right now.
— Schooley (@Rschooley) December 7, 2018
I realize the most important thing about it is that it’s completely wrong, but “Totally clears the president. Thank you!” Is a genuinely hilarious tweet and I hope you’ve all taken the time to appreciate it.
— Judah Maccabeets?? (@AdamSerwer) December 8, 2018
“Totally clears the President. Thank you!” pic.twitter.com/4cznqjqJAN
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) December 8, 2018