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Reader blogs

by DougJ|  February 11, 20112:47 pm| 51 Comments

This post is in: Readership Capture

Haven’t done reader blogs in a while so here goes:

  • War is over if you want it: Random Detritus reports on the end of the Punic Wars…in 1985.
  • He’s a hippie, hippie Billy: Bill Thomas salutes the hippies.
  • Gluttons for punishment: Chimpanzee Tea Party adds a riff to this excellent piece on “foodies”.
  • Weather report: Running Down the Voodoo reviews a performance by the great Wayne Shorter.
  • You’re my favorite work of art: Standard of the Day (not technically a reader blog) writes about the song that represents the high-water mark in American civilization.

What’s going on on your blog, if you keep one?

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Late Night Open Thread: Nixonland

by Anne Laurie|  January 19, 201112:33 am| 113 Comments

This post is in: Books, Open Threads, Readership Capture

If there’s going to be a Balloon Juice Book Club, commentor Catclub suggests, then Rick Perlstein’s Nixonland might be a good place to start.

I’ll admit that I’ve been avoiding this worthy tome (I did read various excerpts when it first appeared) because it’s 900 pages of stuff I didn’t enjoy living through, and which will no doubt piss me off all over again to read about. It’s available electronically, there’s plenty of cheap used copies out there, and the waiting list at public libraries should’ve worn down by attrition. If enough BJ readers are interested, I’d be willing to read / blog about it, maybe at the rate of a chapter or two every week. What say you?

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Reader’s blogs a day early

by DougJ|  January 13, 20114:45 am| 31 Comments

This post is in: Readership Capture

I’m doing my reader’s blogs a day early, because something very exciting is happening: Can’t Explain will announce its number all-time pop song of all time tomorrow. I also wanted to get this post up before he announces his number 2 song, because that way I am twice as likely to have one of my picks (below) show up. You can see the list so far here. I have a bad feeling that it will be something by the Who based on the blog’s name. If it were up to me, given what’s on the list and not on the list so far and the general aesthetic being praised here, I would go with either something by Aretha Franklin (probably “Chain of Fools” or “I Never Loved A Man”) or something by Smokey Robinson (“Tears Of A Clown” or “Ooh Baby Baby”) because there’s nothing of theirs on the list yet, or possibly “Walking On Sunshine”, “Blue Eyes Crying In the Rain”, or “She’s Not There”.

In other reader blog activity:

  • Athenae has a new book out about Irish pubs of Chicago.
  • This isn’t a reader blog in the usual sense, but James Joyner comments and links here, and he has a very good post on the question of whether libertarians do, or should, care about corporate abuse of power.
  • Moderate Urban Champion has one of the most interesting pieces about architecture and lay-out in a mid-sized American town that I’ve ever read (I may be biased because it’s in the same general area where I grew up).

Who have you been blood-libeling on your blog? And what do you think will/should be Can’t Explain’s pick as the number one pop song of all time?

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We are all openly gay now

by DougJ|  December 18, 201011:58 am| 193 Comments

This post is in: Military, Readership Capture

This would have all happened much sooner if Hillary were president:

The Senate just voted 63-33 to break the filibuster on the DADT repeal bill.

Late Update: Just so we’re clear. This is not the passage of the actual DADT repeal bill. This is the vote that allows a straight majority vote, which will likely come tomorrow. And since there are many more than 51 votes for repeal, that means that the actual bill will pass tomorrow and likely be signed by the president early next week. This vote means that DADT is history.

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If Jesus ran for president

by DougJ|  December 16, 20104:08 pm| 70 Comments

This post is in: Readership Capture, We Are All Mayans Now

I realize I should just accept that Generalisimo Jeebus Galt — who wants to starve the poor, punish retailers who don’t celebrate his birthday loudly enough, invade random countries, and hate teh gay — has nothing in common with the hippie Jesus described in the New Testament. But I still find this kind of thing funny and sad (via Far East Cynic):

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The Bronx is beautiful

by DougJ|  December 15, 20107:15 pm| 20 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Readership Capture

This may be my favorite song about the beauty of this nation, but it’s hard to find on YouTube.

What’s going on chez vous?

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SEC Championship Open Thread

by DougJ|  December 4, 20104:36 pm| 146 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Readership Capture

I should have made you pay me to do this.

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