If you’re not reading the Rude Pundit, well, you’re just missing some of the funniest, most incisive commentary on the correct side of the internet.
Some choice excerpts:
In re Newt Gingrich ending his “campaign for President”:
And so it was that on May 2, 2012, one of the most disgusting, spitting pustules in the vile recent history of the diseased American body politick finally decided that he had had enough of people despising him in public. Yes, Newt Gingrich realized that his quest for the presidency was so quixotic that Sancho Panza would have just stabbed himself in the heart to avoid it.
So, like the complete debased cocksucker that he is, the kind of bloated, herpes-ridden old dude you find in the bathrooms of shitty bars, begging you through the glory hole in the stall wall to let him blow you just so he can feel something akin to being wanted, Gingrich of course ended his campaign with a head-slappingly self-aggrandizing piece of delusional stream of consciousness that seemed more like the rantings of someone who had had acid slipped into his Metamucil.
Also, it’s time for another Balloon-Jobs thread–who’s looking for a job? Who knows about a job opening? What’s out there, and how can we help each other out, and while we’re at it, who has a recent success story? Got a promotion or a new job? Lets hear about it. I’ll go first–if you are unemployed or underemployed in any number of professions, you should definitely be searching and applying at www.usajobs.gov especially if you are a Veteran, or a disabled person, but especially if you are a disabled Vet, even if your disability is not service-connected. Come to work for the best employer there is, the American Taxpayer. Right now, my agency, Veterans Affairs, is preparing to hire a LOT of IT personnel for virtualized work. That’s right–you can make good money working from home supporting a worthy cause, the health and welfare of Veterans. Hell, when I type it out like that, it almost looks like a scam.
Anyway, let’s hear what you’ve all got for and about employment today.