Stay Classy, Protein Wisdom

I really love what you all are doing with the site!

And after you put all them pesky faggots in their place, could you move on to the colored people?

Profiles In Idiocy

AJ Strata is blaming Democrats for Iraqi civilians who WERE NOT killed:

If the Democrats in Congress had done what their BDS crazed base had desired the killings and repression of Iraqis would NOT be going down. It would have gone up as al-Qaeda attempted to take over the country we were abandoning.

Up Next: How Democrats are to blame for the cold you don’t have.

Our Proud Governmental Oversight Corps

Facing a contracting embarrassment of abu Ghraib proportions, the State Department needs a credible oversight team now more than ever. Too bad for them the current Inspector General, Howard J. Krongard, already pulled up the drawbridge against accusations of fraud, corruption, mismanagement and (not kidding) slavery. An article in today’s WaPo covers that ground again, but in a shocking twist the reporters uncovered at least one case that IG Krongard does seem to care about:

The son and daughter-in-law of State Department Inspector General Howard J. Krongard have asked a judge to issue a restraining order forcing him to stop sending “unprofessional and highly offensive” e-mails that suggested the family would be put “on the street” if they lost a lawsuit Krongard has filed against them, according to documents filed last week in a New Jersey court.

[…] Krongard filed suit last year against his son, Kenneth W. Krongard, and his daughter-in-law, Kristin, over a home loan that he said they had defaulted on. They paid back the full loan — then totaling about $320,000 — within weeks of his suit being filed.

But Krongard has demanded hundreds of thousands of dollars in additional interest and penalties and a full repayment of his legal fees. One of the exhibits on file in the case show that Krongard has claimed he has already been billed nearly $114,000 in legal fees.

Your Bush administration. Class acts all.

“What a fucking disgrace this man and his journalistic lackeys are”

Sullivan’s reaction to the news that K-Lo and company went to a private briefing with the Deciderer, where they learned that “the president’s view the attack on Petraeus as ‘an attack on men and women in uniform.'”

I used to subscribe to the National Review. Can I get a retroactive refund? Hacks.

The One and Only OJ Post

Here is the one post we will spend on this stupid, disgusting, fool of a man.

1.) I don’t know exactly what he did, but it certainly seems like prosecutors are overcharging him for shits and giggles. Ten felony counts for barging into a hotel room seems (armed robbery for stealing a baseball cap?), well excessive. If you want to look at the problems with our criminal justice system, I would start there. The media is dutifully reporting that this sort of charging is “standard practice,” and that is confirmed by my personal experiences working in a probation office years ago.

2.) OJ Simpson, along with being a double murderer, is the stupidest son-of-a-bitch to ever walk the earth.

3.) It infuriates me that thousands of man hours are going to be spent investigating this jackass, when he should be in jail in California.

4.) There is NO chance he will ever be tried in front of an impartial jury. Ever.

5.) The media coverage is already awful. Right-wingers like to whinge that the liberals want another Viet nam, allow me to whinge that the media seems to want another OJ Trial. The stupid bastard gave them one.

There. No more talk about OJ.

Manly Man Michael Goldfarb

And I quote:

What really stands out is his pathetic wailing when the cops tase him. I’ve been tased before, the company’s PR reps hooked me up for a three second jolt at our offices one day and it wasn’t that bad.

Where does the right wing media find this endless stream of douchebags?

And can we arrange to have six cops lie on Michael Goldfarb and taser him? And can I watch? And yes, this is the same Michael Goldfarb who whined in agony about a MoveOn commercial for oh, three-four days. I guess pain is just a perspective thing, ehh, tough guy?

Ratcheting Up The Rhetoric

Bill Kristol, pimping for a third war:

It’s great that the military is having success in capturing “affiliates” of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards in

Iraq. But it’s also clear from this statement that the training of the terrorists is being done in Iran: “..the transportation of multiple Iraqis to Iran for terrorist training at IRGC-QF training camps.” A senior administration official last week discounted to me the importance of going after such targets in Iran–while not denying they exist and that we know where they are. The explanation wasn’t convincing at the time. In light of this fresh evidence, and in light of the fact that the Iranians have been shelling targets in Kurdistan, in northern Iraq, that they claim are supporting violence in Iran, one has to ask: “Why are terror training camps in Iran, camps that are directly training terrorists to attack U.S. troops, off limits?” After all, if Khameini (to whom the IRGC reports) has already established the principle of cross-border attacks against accelerators of violence, who are we to disagree with the wisdom of the Supreme Leader?

I now don’t care what the Petraeus report says next week. At this point, it is imperative we get out of Iraq before these crazy motherfuckers convince their friends in the White House to invade Iran.