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ETA: There IS Joy in Mudville

by Tom Levenson|  February 17, 20211:02 pm| 118 Comments

This post is in: domestic terrorists, Goddamned Traitors, Open Threads

Following up on Adam’s bulletin below, my son just introduced me to the crab song and meme. It is the perfect funerary dirge for one Rush Limbaugh: I’m so with Clarence Darrow on this one: I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction. Open thread. No nil …

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Always Be Grifting

by Tom Levenson|  February 12, 20217:56 pm| 101 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Open Threads, Trumpery

Donald Trump is indeed an ethnonationalist would-be dictator who, despite his defeat in November and the failure of his subsequent insurrection in January, is still preparing the ground for another run at power. But before, through and after his dreams of il Duce-hood, he’s a petty crook, a con-man. So, when he rouses the rubes …

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Incompetence Is Its Own Reward

by Tom Levenson|  January 19, 20211:09 pm| 77 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Open Threads, Politics, Trumpery

Here’s a bit of contextually good news: President Trump’s last-ditch effort to remove civil service protections from tens of thousands of career federal employees appears to have lost steam, facing time constraints and legal hurdles as the administration prepares to leave office, officials said. This was to have been the finishing blow in Trump’s and …

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May FSM Have Mercy On His Soul…

by Tom Levenson|  January 12, 202111:21 am| 116 Comments

This post is in: Artists In Our Midst, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

…Because I sure won’t. Sheldon Adelson is dead. My reaction to the news: No f**king nil nisi here. His major competition for most destructive asshole (not holding political office) of our time is Rupert Murdoch, with whom he kept common cause. When (apocryphally) the eulogist at Louis B. Meyer’s funeral asked  “does anyone have anything …

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Respite-ish Open Thread

by Tom Levenson|  January 8, 20216:08 pm| 284 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

A friend from college sent me this, and while it hurts too much to be all the way funny, I have to confess, dear reader… I laughed: I’ve got a longer post cooking about the fact that the GOP is the New Shimmer of politics: both the party of treason, and one that ideologically and …

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A Good Guy With A Gun…

by Tom Levenson|  January 3, 20218:14 pm| 82 Comments

This post is in: Ammosexuals, Gun Issues

A tragedy occurred in Texas today: A pastor was killed and two people were injured in a shooting at a Texas church on Sunday…A suspect is in custody, Smith County Sheriff Larry Smith said. This was a classic story of a good guy with a gun…with a catastrophic rewrite to the ending many gun-advocates imagine …

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Some More Thread

by Tom Levenson|  January 2, 20218:02 pm| 146 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Pet Blogging

Seems we need a new thread for the halibut. So as not to flounder further (and to forestall carping from the cheap seats) here are a couple of pictures from an hour or so ago. It seems that some folks don’t think I should be working this evening: When I protested the intrusion, I got …

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