HEIDI: You burned your bridges. You can't unendorse now.
CRUZ: I don't understand! I'm brilliant! How did this happen?
HEIDI: (harsh laugh)— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) October 8, 2016
GIULIANI: Sexual assault talk respahnse video, take 1!
TRUMP: "Look, people… relax, OK?"
GIULIANI: We nailed it!
CONWAY: Try again— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) October 8, 2016
GIULIANI: Sexual assault talk respahnse video, take 2!
TRUMP: "Bill Clinton talks about felching. Look it up."
GIULIANI: Poifect!
CONWAY: No— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) October 8, 2016
GIULIANI: Sexual assault talk respahnse video, take 8!
TRUMP: "How gross is Billy Bush? Not an apology, but while we're here–"
CONWAY: STOP— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) October 8, 2016
CONWAY: New defections: Thune, Hewitt.
TRUMP: Hewitt's out? Eeeuuuggh.
(match strike)
TRUMP: Two Kools at once?
CONWAY: It stops talking now— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) October 8, 2016
In real life, Rudy Giuliani will replace Reince Preibus on Face the Nation and Kellyanne Conway on FOX News Sunday. Why not, it’s their party. If the bench gets too thin they could always send in Roger Ailes.
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