Entries by John Cole

Fucking Schrödinger’s Exoneration Here

Does this sound like an innocent man who was totally exonerated by the Mueller report: Statements are made about me by certain people in the Crazy Mueller Report, in itself written by 18 Angry Democrat Trump Haters, which are fabricated & totally untrue. Watch out for people that take so-called “notes,” when the notes never […]

Gardening Question

Both sides of my deck have several feet in between the deck and the fence where grass has a hard time growing. I am thinking about planting some english ivy and then just putting hardy vegetable plants in there like squash and okra that can comingle. What do you think?

Open Thread

What can I possibly say about the Mueller report today that has not already been said (not to mention I have not read it yet). I did, on the other hand, plant several honeysuckle vines on the exterior of my fence, sorted out the compost pile, and started mulching. All my wisteria I planted last […]

A 2020 Primary Question

Q: You’re stranded on a deserted island with a vegan, a crossfitter, and a Bernie Sanders evangelist. You have a gun with one bullet. Who do you shoot? A: Yourself, but make sure you swallow the barrel deeply to take out your brain stem before you pull the trigger because you don’t want to miss.