Look — a lovely boxer dog! She drools less than you might think, given those jowls. I’m still assembling kitchen cabinets as part of my slo-mo home reno. Last night I managed to smash both thumbs simultaneously while putting a drawer together, so every touch of the space bar is painful. What are y’all up […]
About Betty Cracker
Florida woman, boxer wrangler and football hooligan currently deep-fat frying something in a humid swamp somewhere.
Entries by Betty Cracker
This is my kitchen: I think it will look much better once I unpack it from the boxes and transform the giant pile of panels, screws, slides and legs into something resembling counters and cabinets. (wimper) I think I speak for my entire family when I say that if we never see another peanut butter […]
What are y’all up to this weekend?
Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn is trying to put a happy face on the unflattering comparisons rolling in on the Tampa and Charlotte convention experiences. As I described for y’all last week, Tampa was essentially transformed into a police state during the RNC, whereas Charlotte is a happy place in which Mr. Cole, ABL & Co. […]
I live in the Tampa Bay area, and in the run up to the RNC, I thought I’d engage in a little citizen journalism. Or at least wander around the circus and capture shots of crazy people with my camera phone for y’alls’ amusement. But when the convention actually started, I couldn’t summon the will […]
I know exactly what y’all are thinking: “How in the hell is Betty going to find an evacuation shelter that will take two dogs and seven chickens?” Oh, wait. You were laughing about the possibility of the Republicans fleeing the convention site in terror? Heartless bastards! Please consider this an open thread. [X-posted at Rumproast]
Can it be true that Romney will announce Paul Ryan as his VP pick in a couple of hours? Let’s pretend it is, friends, and bust out the spiked eggnog, for though it is 76 degrees outside before sun-up, it is Christmas morning! Vulture This is Romney’s Palin moment — a desperate Hail Mary pass […]