Let’s start off with the obligatory “Dewey Defeats Truman” mash-up: Well played, Mr. He. We’ve already had a thread or two devoted to savoring pink Himalayan salt-flavored wingnut tears, but you can never have too much of that delicacy, so if you’ve got something delicious to share, please do! Or discuss whatever.
About Betty Cracker
Florida woman, boxer wrangler and football hooligan currently deep-fat frying something in a humid swamp somewhere.
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Do you have a prediction for the SCOTUS ruling? I don’t. But if you believe the Roberts Court operates as the judicial arm of the Republican Party, the ruling may settle one enduring controversy: Is the ACA a sloppy wet kiss to the insurance industry, as the firebaggers claim, or is it a step on […]
The more the Romney camp tries to unzip the “Mitt as Irrepressible Prankster” meme, the more clear it becomes that either “prank” is an earthling word that Mittbot 2012 cannot compute or else the dude is just a fucking psycho. Here’s a fond remembrance of pranks past published by Tucker Carlson’s puke funnel: On a […]
Speaking of Kaplan hacks, Kathleen Parker wants you to know that Ann Romney’s dressage horses are actually elaborately upholstered, living physical therapy appliances, rather than impossibly expensive playthings for a useless rich lady. Therefore, if you have a problem with the Romneys’ deducting more than you made last year for expenses associated with their part […]
I’ve paid scant attention to the “Fast and Furious” furor for one simple reason: There’s an inverse relationship between an issue’s importance and the ferocity of the wingnut circle jerk surrounding it. The details of the case sound vaguely fucked up in the sense that it’s generally a bad idea to supply vicious criminals with […]
When Romney campaigns in Florida, there is one person who is notably absent: hard-right Republican Governor Rick Scott. It’s not hard to understand why; Scott’s approval rating in the state slightly trails that of the clap. Still, the explanations of why the governor and the GOP nominee keeping coincidentally “missing” each other on the campaign […]
The only thing that could make this better is if the singer, Lisa Koch, were a rogue liberal daughter of one of the Koch Brothers: Heh. Open thread.