Entries by Betty Cracker

Arsonist lied about firefighting activities

Arsonists don’t make the best firefighters — hoocoodanode, amirite? "It doesn’t seem like anything was actually agreed to at the dinner and White House officials are contorting themselves into pretzels to reconcile Trump’s tweets (which seem if not completely fabricated then grossly exaggerated) with reality." – JPM trading note — Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) December 4, […]

Monday Evening Open Thread

I just realized (with maximum horror!) that it’s December, so the holidays are almost upon us. I’m not ready! Here’s a pretty Green Heron to look at: Saw this amazing creature perched on a hazard marker right outside the channel. I don’t know about y’all, but the sight of such a lovely bird calms me […]

Thoughts and prayers, mofos

Have we gloated about the hardships besetting the death merchant sector and their industry lobbying group lately? After NRA reports massive drop in contributions, gun stocks take a hit https://t.co/wR7HN83rSs — FORTUNE (@FortuneMagazine) December 3, 2018 From the Fortune article: Share prices for some gun manufacturers dropped after the National Rifle Association released that it […]