Entries by Betty Cracker

Splotchy* Pink Slip for O’Reilly? (Open Thread)

All too often in this fallen world, it seems like good people get ground to dust while assholes fail to receive their much-deserved comeuppance. But it looks like raging misogynist, racist, bullying asshole Bill O’Reilly might get shit-canned via the machinations of the Murdoch spawn: The Murdoch family is reportedly fighting about top Fox News […]

Parasites Fasten onto Fat Host

This AP article doesn’t tell us anything we didn’t already know about the corrupt, trashy grift-maven family that is making fat stacks by peddling executive office influence, but it’s infuriating nonetheless: SHANGHAI (AP) — On April 6, Ivanka Trump’s company won provisional approval from the Chinese government for three new trademarks, giving it monopoly rights […]

Butter Lamb (Open Thread)

Well, this year’s butter lamb* was a bit more…bovine than I intended: I considered some reconstructive surgery, but my husband said it’s FINE, and in a few hours, it’ll be hacked to bits and consumed on pieces of rye bread anyway, so quit obsessing! (He was right.) This is our first Easter without the kiddo […]

Swamp Thing

As I mentioned in the thread below, this morning I tried to talk my husband into observing a holiday of my own invention, Bad Saturday, which entails brunch, mimosas and Bloody Marys consumed while viewing an MST3K marathon. No chores allowed. Only fun and debauchery. He doesn’t take to indolence as readily as I do, […]

Okay, I don’t see it… (Open Thread)

Here’s a photo shared by faithful reader “cope,” who reports it was taken during a rafting trip on the Colorado River between Grand Junction, Colorado and Moab, Utah: Cope says: “For the observant, there is a formation in the cliffs in the foreground known as Scooby-Doo Rock. See him?” I don’t see him! If you […]