The more you know…
normies: this virus is SO WEIRD
virologists: yes, it is weird, just like every virusviruses are weird
— halvorz (@halvorz) April 29, 2020
rhinovirus: eighty five billion strains because fuck you thats why
smallpox: environmentally stable enveloped virus what the hell; also how on earth are you so lethal *and* transmissible holy cripes and why is your genome so stupid large— halvorz (@halvorz) April 29, 2020
papillomaviruses: what if?? i caused cancer? for no good reason?? like seriously it doesn't help me at all? morons
baculoviruses: CRYSTALLINE ENTITY
adenoviruses: actually adenoviruses are p normal i guess
hepatitis B: lol what isn't weird about hepatitis B— halvorz (@halvorz) April 29, 2020
adenoviruses are weird because they are normal which is weird, for a virus
— halvorz (@halvorz) April 29, 2020
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