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Kicking It Up a Notch

by John Cole|  April 7, 200910:47 am| 93 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

We’ve joked that the right-wing loves to play the victim, but our lady of perpetual outrage has kicked it up a notch and is now engaging in what can only be described as preemptive victimhood: “Get ready for the anti-Tea Party sabotage and smear campaign” For the next 9 days, the left-wing blogosphere and left-wing …

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Looks Like They Found Their Liberal Media CNN-Spiracy

by John Cole|  November 29, 20079:34 am| 82 Comments

This post is in: Media, Republican Stupidity, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

ZOMG! CNN let people other than Republicans ask questions during the debate last night! And some of them have even declared support for DHIMMOCRATS! Take it away, Michelle: Update: More plant excavation…Abortion questioner is a declared Edwards’ supporter… and the Log Cabin Republican questioner is a declared Obama supporter…and lead toy questioner is a union …

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Where’s The Street-Wise Hercules?

by John Cole|  March 10, 20094:39 pm| 76 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

Glancing at memeorandum, it appears the wingnut tour de farce shows no sign of letting up: Soon after President Barack Obama signed an executive order lifting the ban on the use federal funding of embryonic stem cells in medical research, the wizards behind the White House web site posted the photo above. Though I find …

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by John Cole|  September 24, 20099:58 am| 381 Comments

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We are making great progress with the dictionary, but there are still some glaring omissions. We need definitions for the following: birthers teabaggers clown shoes Black Jimmy Carter Clap Louder And a pony Daydream believers Chewbacca defense Tinkerbell strategy I smell a pulitzer! KMBA Spectering tire gauges He’s a Celebrity Palling around with terrorists I …

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