This cracked me up:
(Via commenter Genine)
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This cracked me up:
(Via commenter Genine)
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[…] In video format. Funny, because, true. […]
[…] Via John Cole, here’s what birthers like Jean Schmidt believe: […]
[…] H/T: Balloon Juice […]
Texas Dem
Absolute fucking genius. Pure genius. Any chance Keith or Rachel will pick this up?
General Winfield Stuck
LMAO. thanky you Genine!
We can expect Gateway Pundit to put this up as a vital Public Service announcement.
Genine
I’m glad you all like it! It never fails to cheer me up! :-D
Somebody
Praise Satan!
Linkmeister
To quote my old grannie: “Me oh my and a custard pie.”
Zifnab
The obligatory black-guy-eating-a-watermelon was a nice touch.
freelancer
@Somebody:
Ahem, it’s Hail Satan!, thank you very much.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCiTlMrMAhU
JK
Priceless and brilliant. Someone should email this to Orly Taitz for a response.
stinkwrinkle
It actually sounds more plausible, put that way. The real birthers could never be that concise and coherent.
smiley
A little old, no? All Hail Satin!
El Cid
How did they leave Indonesia and Barry Soetoro out of the conspiracy, along with the two Hawaii newspaper mentions of the birth? I CALL FRAUD !
General Winfield Stuck
For once, I hope Armbinder is right.
linda
it’s amazing to see how perplexed the villagers are by the behavior of the reichwing. this school hoohaw has finally made clear to them the level of insanity — and the danger the right pose if left unaddressed.
they really are getting nervous, too. joe klein was clearly freaked by his travel to townhalls recently.
Da Bomb
Praise Satan! The voodoo guy has a watermelon in his hand!
I am so easily amused.
jaquestraw
What about today’s court ruling………Go Birthers
Bad Horse's Filly
Hail Satan! Indeed.
@General Winfield Stuck: I enjoyed the whole article. And once again, via our precious school children, Obama marginalizes the right even more. The MSM tonight is filled with how ridiculous the ‘controversy’ was. NBC Nightly News had a quote from a 12 year old the pretty much said it all (at 2:46)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032619/#32745130
(hope the link works).
General Winfield Stuck
@Bad Horse’s Filly:
Guess the “you” word didn’t make it into Special Ed’s word count nuttery.
steve s
“We have forged this Birth Certificate…but not a long-form for some reason.”
LOL
Meanderthal
Ahh, good stuff. Praise Satan!
Joel
I like the concept..
But it’s a bit long and too derivative of South Park’s Scientology sketch.
With a little polish it could be even better.
Wag
Weird phone poll from some Billy Bob claimi g to be from the NRA. “How do you feel about the UN’s plan to ban all guns in america?”
my explictives and hoots of laughter answered his question.
inthewoods
Sent it to a conservative friend as a joke – sadly, all they said was “they’re right about the socialist hellhole” – that’s the problem with Republicans – no sense of humor.
Sloth
ROFL.
Made my day.
This thing needs a sequel.
Sloth
Oh, next time, please answer that with “That was supposed to be a secret!”
Comrade Darkness
@smiley: Ha! Muslin satin. Me likes.
Lesley
hahaha, the voodoo guy in the video is out of his league.
priscianus jr
In the Middle Ages (starting in the 12th or 13th century) a similar tale was told of King Arthur’s advisor Merlin the magican. You can find it in the Old French “Prose Merlin” of Robert de Boron (the same author who came up with the Arthurian legend of the Holy Grail). According to this tale, a council of demons planned to counter the birth of Jesus by sending a devil to impregnate a Welsh princess. The child, half devil and half human, was supposed to become the Antichrist.
Instead, because of his mother’s piety and virtue, he became a powerful being on the side of good.
That last part seems to be too sophisticated a twist for the birthers, but they got the rest of it pretty well.
barkleyg
This tape proves it!
The birthers are from the future, of a VERY alternative universe, and have come back to warn the CRAZIES!!
Phoenix Woman
Oh, but the people calling Obama a Commie aren’t racist, not at all — just because they (or their spiritual forebears) were saying the same sort of crap about Dr. King and the civil rights movement forty years ago:
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Little_Rock_integration_protest.jpg
http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/NSA/Vendetta_MLK_LS.html