Red State pick for RNC chair, Ken Blackwell:
If in fact you would feel better for me to say to you that, one, I believe homosexuality is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed, and that makes you feel better, then that is what I’m saying in the clearest of terms.
Presumably, there will at some point be a web poll in which I can vote for Ken Blackwell as RNC chair. When that day comes, I and the rest of the Red State Strike Force will be ready to rain down on Katon Dawson and “Chip” Saltsman like a bolt of lightning followed by sudden thundershowers.
ed
Please do not stop showing the official Chickenhawk Insignia with these posts.
TheAssInTheHatOnMyCat(Formerly Comrade Tax Analyst)
I think RedState has this guy confused with "Mr. Blackwell", the clothing critic of the celeb crowd. But that "Blackwell" died a little while back, although that doesn’t mean he couldn’t still be a swell-dandy head of the RNC. After all, functioning brain-matter doesn’t seem to be a pressing requirement.
DougJ
You have to admit, Mr. Blackwell did a splendid job of restraining his urges during those Oscar shows.
gbear
I personally think they should go with Chris Blackwell, the founder of Island Records. SO much good music…
Doug, can you get a tour jacket with that insignia on it? At least you know no one would want to steal it.
AkaDad
Some Republicans need two closets to contain teh gay.
sus
Check this. ha!
http://www.unattributable.com/2009/01/obamian-rhapsody/
Delia
Ah, the Strike Force. And what are they containing TEH GAY in? And how is Mr. Blackwell helping? These are urgent questions that RedState needs to get back to us on.
wilfred the shoe thrower
You need an anthem: To the tune of the obvious:
From the stalls of public toilets
to our parents’ basement lairs
we wil piss and moan and wank a lot
in our plush lined swivel chairs
etc.
Aaron
"heterosexuality is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed"- just ask a catholic priest.
Tattoosydney
For someone trying to speak in the clearest of terms, that was a fucking convoluted sentence…
Jay Severin Has A Small Pen1s
I’m sorry.
But this is "Teh Gay":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XN1tYUOzQA
Garrigus Carraig
Black? Well…
Martin
"blackness is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed"- just ask Jim Crow.
"Jewness is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed"- just ask Adolph Hitler.
I could do this all day…
Lihtox
Well, that is true…but so is heterosexuality.
Is this saying that repressing homosexuality makes you feel better? Geez, those hippie Republicans, always worried about what feels good instead of what is good. :P
chrismealy
RS Trike Force!
MTmofo
Notice the resemblance of the star in the RS patch to the NATO flag? Red and white, not blue and white, buuuut…why?
myiq2xu
Department of Unintentional Humor?
in canaduh
wait, you got douj a job here?
kommrade reproductive vigor
Fxd.
The GOP – Piss on ’em.
Conservatively Liberal
Naaa, it’s the category that attracted you GoatBoy. If the foo shits, you wear it. Hey Miquey, you get your self-esteem back yet? I saw your confessions over at Wonkette the other day and I am impressed that you are going to start charging.
It’s about time you make some money doing what you do best.
4tehlulz
YOU CAN’T STOP TEH GHEY, YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN IT
r€nato
seconded.
4tehlulz
DISREGARD THAT I CONTAIN COCKS
michael
Thunder and lightning… Just like the opening to the disco cassic "It’s raining men," right?
ComradeDread
heterosexuality is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed
All sexuality is a biological compulsion that can be controlled.
I just don’t particularly trust or think that the government is the best moral agent to be the controller of all of our individual biological impulses.
Bob In Pacifica
Chris Blackwell’s Island Records put out Nick Drake’s "Northern Sky". A truly gorgeous piece of music. If I recall the story correctly, John Cale was slumming in London at the time, and between heroin jags did the wonderful organ on that track. One of the most beautiful songs ever.
NonyNony
That’s funny. He’s also my pick for RNC chair.
Having lived in Ohio for over two decades at this point, I have witnessed exactly how competent an administrator Ken Blackwell can be. And I see exactly how he left Ohio when his route through our elected offices was mercifully terminated by the voters in ’06.
If he can do for the RNC what he did for Ohio, he’d be exactly the guy I’d want helming the current GOP operation.
libarbarian
DougJ,
I just wanted to thank you for your service to this country. You and the other Red State Strike Force are the thin red line keeping out the hords of Obamislamocommunazism.
God Bless you my son. God Bles you.
libarbarian
Make that Queerobamislamocommunazism.
R-Jud
@Bob In Pacifica:
Agreed. It was our first dance song at our wedding. The problem is that we can’t listen to it anymore because we both get all sappy and moon-eyed and maudlin if we hear it.
NonyNony
@NonyNony:
Replying to myself, it appears that the Ohio GOP disagrees with both me and Red State about Ken Blackwell being the obvious choice for RNC chair. The head of the Ohio GOP has endorsed Mike Duncan over Ken Blackwell for the position. This should come as no surprise to anyone who has witnessed just how awesome Blackwell’s administrative and interpersonal skills are, or to anyone who expects the GOP to put someone useful into that role. But still, sad for me because I have high hopes of being able to watch Blackwell drive the crazybus that is the modern GOP.
Cabalamat
But will this prevent the gays from impurifying our precious bodily fluids?
Binkyboy
Personally I would like to see some suggestions and plans for how we can assist Mr. Blackwell in his quest for the RNC Chair, something besides online polls. I suggest that everyone start writing op-ed pages. Maybe there is a phone bank that we can help man? Whose leg do we have to hump to make this happen?
Glocksman
I made up a new logo for our brave friends in the ‘strike force’.
http://glocksman.lrpctech.com/farce.gif
It’s work safe
John, feel free to use this one if you want to.
Al Swearengen
Jon Stewart set the standard comeback for stupid "gay is a choice" closeted fuckheads when he asked Huckabee "When did you decide to not be gay?"
It should always be followed with "Well, unlike you, I didn’t have to make a conscious choice to not be gay" to really get their fucking goats.
Glocksman
One more photoshopping of the Stroke Force™ logo.
This one is NOT work safe.
http://glocksman.lrpctech.com/strokeforce.jpg
Again, feel free to use this as needed.
binzinerator
That’s why they favor wetsuits and ligatures.
Contain. Contain. Must Contain. Constrict and bind and repress. Bind and repress and..whoops! How’d that dildo manage to pop outta there?
Whew, good thing it wasn’t a real cock. That might indicate a compulsion.