WHO DID THIS ?? pic.twitter.com/nJZmadYUTR
— Lisa Lucas (@likaluca) November 21, 2021
boy, when the real santa finds out about this, he’s gonna be pissed https://t.co/0K84PZIlBs
— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachi) November 21, 2021
me: I saw you kissing santa claus last night
mom: that was actually your father
me: *tearing up* omg does dad know
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) December 3, 2021
It’s perfect ?? pic.twitter.com/5guGKlyoYj
— J. Motoki (@J_Motoki) November 22, 2021
I can’t believe this site is free. pic.twitter.com/PUaPbCeuC7
— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec) November 22, 2021
Alison Rose
Dipshit, there’s always a big ol’ glob of cream cheese in the center. That’s not nothing!
Roger Moore
The thing about bagels makes no sense. They have nothing at the center, but they’re still wonderful. If anything they teach us the exact opposite of what he’s suggesting.
Jerzy Russian
I had always assumed that Santa was married to Mrs. Claus, but apparently that is not the case?
Alison Rose
@Jerzy Russian: Polyamory
Jerzy Russian
@Alison Rose: So Santa has a beard? I don’t know what to believe in any more.
NotMax
@Roger Moore
For those who prefer no holes, one can invest in bialy stock.
;)
Keith P.
@Roger Moore: And how do they have nothing when they have the Everything Bagel?
AJ
Much less depressed the last two days, yay!
Hope you’re all doing alright
RaflW
Loved this tweet response to the ‘horrified’ attention hound.
Fortunately, that performative outrage tweet has probably been excellent marketing for a book that might have been overlooked, too.
The Lodger
@NotMax: I saw that movie! Mostel and Wilder were great!
(Can you max out on bialy stock?)
smike
Open thread question, which involves the question mark. Why do so many tweets have some many question marks as part of their tweet or identity? I honestly don’t know.
opiejeanne
@AJ: I’m glad you’re doing better now.
Brachiator
@Alison Rose:
Not this year. Apparently there is a cream cheese shortage. From USA Today and other reports:
Cyber attacks and supply chain problems have add up to a… fromage shortage.
lowtechcyclist
@The Lodger:
A friend of mine back in high school talked me into watching The Producers with him on TV one weekend night in 1971 when a local channel was using it to fill up the schedule. I’m forever indebted to him for that.
Booger
@Brachiator: Damn…if that spreads to sausage as well, we will be in the dreaded wurst-kase scenario.
ThresherK
@The Lodger:
But what if the play was a hit?
Cameron
First the Potatoheads….now Santa! Is there no end to the wickedness that Demonrat sexucommunists attack the God-fearing real white Merkins with?
ChiJDDoug
@NotMax: And then watch it Bloom..
Barbara
It’s “inappropriate” only if gay relationships by definition are inappropriate.
barbequebob
@Brachiator:
Cream cheese shortage has impacted the cheese cake industry
https://nypost.com/2021/12/09/cream-cheese-shortage-forces-juniors-to-pause-cheesecake-production/
BigJimSlade
That bagel tweet is the perfect blend of self-righteous and hateful. And stupid. And small-minded. And small-hearted. Quite a blend.
Jess
@Booger: OMG. I’m dying!
Jess
@Barbara: I’m sure it was the implication of bigamy that upset her. ;-)
Jess
@BigJimSlade: That special War-Against-Christmas Blend!
indianbadger
@Alison Rose:
Plus the bagel itself is delicious. it’s not nothing.
JMG
Don’t forget the lox!