“LUNCH KEBABS WITH MORTADELLA, ARTICHOKE AND SUN-DRIED TOMATOES” Has the person who made this list ever met a child?
— Sophie Beach (@sophie_beach) September 21, 2021
It’s an aspirational article, I guess — My young Twyla and Gawain not only appreciate mortadella, but can tell the quality imported stuff from the mere local supermarket variety!
On the other hand, maybe T&G are dumping the antipasto & trading the kebab skewers (until the lunchroom ladies confiscate them) for half a pepperoni Hot Pocket and some store-brand cheezits…
I'm also trying to imagine myself, bleary-eyed, assembling kebabs or stuffing peppers in the predawn quiet. sometimes a sandwich takes all of my brainpower
— Gerry Doyle (@mgerrydoyle) September 21, 2021
Peruse this nonsense for more "kid-friendly ideas" worthy of ridicule: https://t.co/HQCmkGcHxo
— SpacedMom (@copymama) September 21, 2021
Among the replies:
— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) September 22, 2021
Exceso azucares, indeed.