McCarthy jokes 'it will be hard not to hit' Pelosi with gavel if he becomes House speaker – CNNPolitics https://t.co/YCo3gCEK33
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) August 1, 2021
He’s brave enough to brag to his little buddies behind her back, but let’s be real: Nancy Smash so much as gives Kevvy the Look she uses on misbehaving grandchildren, he’ll pee himself a little — before running to the media to sob about it.
Here’s audio of @GOPLeader’s comment on @SpeakerPelosi: https://t.co/tSmcteVcdk pic.twitter.com/yLC4lzGEVV
— Vivian Jones (@Vivian_E_Jones) August 1, 2021
If you ever tried to hit Nancy Pelosi with a gavel, Kevin, she’d probably kick your sorry ass.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) August 1, 2021
It’s been 24 hours since @gopleader McCarthy threatened violence against @SpeakerPelosi. RT if he should apologize or resign. https://t.co/GWotTe5398
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) August 1, 2021
debbie
Lil Kev’s turned into quite the monster.
MomSense
Assault is fucking hilarious, right Qevin.
These Republicans are deplorable.
Yutsano
Ugh. It’s too bad his district is safe in California. Voting him out would be the sweetest of rewards.
PsiFighter37
Pretty sad that this dumbshit thinks he has a chance at being Speaker. He was shivved hard the last time he had the chance (when Orange Julius quit in 2015), so I doubt his stupid performative theattrics for the retrograde crowd will make a difference. If (and damn I hope it’s not true) the GOP manages to swipe the House in the next elections, Scalise will be the next speaker – or, if those stupid fevered dreams play out, possible Trump.
Betty
No level too low for our little Kevin. I bet the boys just laughed and laughed at that really clever joke.
Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes
I’m reaching the conclusion that Tennessee’s admission as a state was a mistake, primarily because of the people it has produced from the very beginning.
Lots of Tennessee assholes are central to original Texas independence, the Confederacy and all the nastiness after.
Another Scott
1) Qevin isn’t supporting TFG to be the next Speaker?? Someone should ask him about that.
2) (repost from downstairs) – Resolved – White men are too moody and impulsive to be trusted with power and authority without a BIPOC at their right hand.
(via Popehat)
Cheers,
Scott.
JaneE
If he would have congressional immunity for that, then I think Nancy would be justified in whatever she would do in self defense, and I would bet that Kevin would not be the winner in that fight.
Another Scott
With TFG, there’s always a Tweet.
With BoJo, there’s always a newspaper comment.
(via IamHappyToast)
Cheers,
Scott.
Mousebumples
Today i learned –
If we do something similar today, I figure we’re looking at north of 50%? (eg most GOPers, and probably some Dems as I don’t think we’re perfect) Any guesses?
zhena gogolia
When Tom’s funny, he’s funny.
JPL
@zhena gogolia: This is Susan Collins ???
Another Scott
I just discovered that 5 of the 6 navel oranges I bought today in NoVA are from South Africa. They traveled a loooong way…
Cheers,
Scott.
mrmoshpotato
Via Kevin M Kruse
I did
Nazistupid, selfish, virus-humping, asshole children see that coming!mrmoshpotato
@MomSense:
And you (and Hillary) are being generous.
Jackie
McCarthy is turning into McTrump. Every threat is “just a joke.”
germy
Tony Jay
Mighty white stage crowd at that ‘Statesman’s Dinner’. Though I believe it’s all cool because they allowed one Veejay-American up there with them as cover.
And I’m sorry, but just as Mike Pence has a very distinct resting-coma recovery face going on, McQuarthy very much looks like a man who has just felt something warm and wet escape his under crackers and is trying as hard as he can to think of a way off that stage before anyone notices.
StringOnAStick
@germy: Yep, it’s normalizing violence against D’s in general and Nancy’s been a hate target for them for years. Combine this with Pompeo saying he was at Bedminster for a Cabinet meeting and it looks like the attempted coup is very much still in the “attempting” phase.
AnotherBruce
McCarthy is a hollow man. He always looks afraid when I see him. He exudes fear and he has no sense of joy. He is a very weak man, and he knows it. That’s why he is afraid of Pelosi.
Paul M Gottlieb
You have to admit, it would be pretty funny watching Kevin try to walk with a gavel shoved up his ass
Uncle Cosmo
@JaneE: Ha. He’d last only as long as Nancy SMASH! needed to bend over, remove one spike heel, and slam it with excessive force between his eyebrows. I’d bet good money it’d crash right through that thin bone and, unimpeded by any semblance of gray matter, bounce off the rear of his skull.
Fuck around and find out, Qevin!
Ascap_scab
Is it too soon to bring up McCarthy’s extra-marital affair with Renee Ellmers?
STFU, Kevin.